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1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

Exactly where I am still... at home!

2. Who are you in love with?

No-one in particular, certainly not myself.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

No, so chalk one up to me!

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Actually yes, a pink polo shirt hanging on the lounge door.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

Walked through it this morning.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes and usually they are black.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

I don't drive so I don't own a car.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

I refer to my previous answer!

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

No, Amanda took me the last time, before Xmas I think.

10. Are you hot?

No, just average.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Just made a cup of coffee to have while doing this survey thing.

12. What are you wearing right now?

There's a thread for this somewhere. Navy blue sweater and grey jogging pants.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

N/A.

14. Last food that you ate?

Right now I am having chicken meatballs and home-made cheesy mashed potato.

15. Where were you last week at this time?

At home because I never miss Gillette Soccer Saturday!

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Yes.

17. When is the last time you ran?

Probably a few weeks back trying to reach the chain ferry in time.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

Always watching sport. Today it was the IPL and later it will be El Classico: Real Madrid vs Barcelona.

19. What is your favorite animal?

Cats.

20. Your dream vacation?

I don't really have one.

21. Last person's house you were in?

Andrew's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Probably the pneumothorax in 1991.

23. Have you been in love?

I sure hope not.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Not really but then I'm not shooting right now.

25. Last play you saw?

Don't watch plays as such.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

N/A. I don't do relationships.

27. What are your plans for tonight?

See question 18.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

I don't do MySpace.

29. Next trip you are going to take?

Haven't tried acid.

30. Ever go to camp?

Yes, in school.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

No.

32. What do you want to know about the future?

What age I will die so I can plan ahead.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

No.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

No. I only go there if it's really necessary.

35. Where is your best friend?

Gone home but he was here just then.

36. How is your best friend?

Very well, thanks for asking!

37. Do you have a tan?

I have a tan-line so guess I must have a tan!

38. What are you listening to right now?

Nothing. iTunes is not on.

39. Do you collect anything?

Music. I am always collecting music.
I have every Now That's What I Call Music album's, 1 through 78.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

Lack of interaction keeps me from knowing that.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

Just doesn't happen.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

When I was about 8 maybe.

43. What does your last text message say?

Best question so far. It asks me if I am around later for a yap.

44. Do you like hot sauce?

Yes, like chilli and curry and that.

45. Last time you took a shower?

I don't have a shower. I have 2 baths per day. If I had a shower I would likely have three a day... I love showers.

46. Do you need to do laundry?

No. Did it yesterday with only 2 other people in the launderette.

47. What is your heritage?

What is a heritage?

48. Are you someone's best friend?

I don't believe so.

49. Are you rich?

Never!

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Was fast asleep, thankfully.

I wonder why people like answering questions about themselves. Us and are damned egos.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago? Sitting at my desk working. Still there.

2. Who are you in love with? You don't know him.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No, I imagine they taste like they smell, which isn't appetizing.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Pink kitty tongues, and an ActionScript 3.0 book

5. When is the last time you went to the mall? I've blocked it from my mind.

6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yes

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? No

8. When was the last time you drove out of town? I can't remember

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No

10. Are you hot? I'm quite chilly at the moment, actually.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water

12. What are you wearing right now? T-shirt and sweats

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? Car wash. It's comforting, like a small, personal rain storm.

14. Last food that you ate? Potato salad

15. Where were you last week at this time? Same place as now, at my desk.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? No

17. When is the last time you ran? An hour ago, up the stairs?

18. What's the last sporting event you watched? I cannot answer this question due to the fact that I have never watched a sporting event.

19. What is your favorite animal? Cats

20. Your dream vacation? A deserted island

21. Last person's house you were in? My cousin's

22. Worst injury you've ever had? I injured my foot badly, probably broke it, but never went to a doctor.

23. Have you been in love? Yes

24. Do you miss anyone right now? No

25. Last play you saw? I can't remember

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My secret is not trying to, apparently.

27. What are your plans for tonight? Attempting vainly to improve my painting skills.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? MySpace? I definitely can't remember.

29. Next trip you are going to take? Probably NYC

30. Ever go to camp? No

31. Were you an honor roll student in school? Unfailingly

32. What do you want to know about the future? Nothing, really.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Never. It gives me headaches.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? I'm due at least once a year for a visit.

35. Where is your best friend? Downstairs

36. How is your best friend? Fine?

37. Do you have a tan? No

38. What are you listening to right now? An audio narrator for a training course I'm working on.

39. Do you collect anything? Gemstone beads, foreign coins, books, CDs, pictures

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? My SO's mother

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Several years ago when I was wandering around photographing things.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? That's normally how it's done in restaurants.

43. What does your last text message say? I cannot answer this question due to the fact that I have never sent a text message.

44. Do you like hot sauce? Yes

45. Last time you took a shower? Yesterday morning

46. Do you need to do laundry? Yes

47. What is your heritage? Hungarian Roma

48. Are you someone's best friend? I hope so

49. Are you rich? Far from it

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Attempting vainly to improve my painting skills.

1. Watching Manchester City.
2. Someone at my band.
3. What's one of those?
4. A T-Shirt.
5. Ages ago.
6. Yes
7. Nope
8. Never (wait...I LIVE in one!)
9. Nope
10. I wish I was....
11. Drinking Bacardi and Coke.
12. Jeans and a Scotland Flag T-Shirt
13. Neither.
14. Maccadies
15. Pub
16. Nope
17. To catch the bus.
18. Manchester City vs United.
19. Squirrel
20. Japan (not now)
21. No idea...a friend's.
22. Opened my leg up a little.
23. MANY TIMES!
24. Not really...
25. Parody of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
26. Something in my pants.
27. Bear Grylls.
28. No-one.
29. My town.
30. Once.
31. Technically, yes.
32. Nothing, too scared.
33. You smoking weed? XD
34. No, but a Dentist visit isn't too far away.
35. About 5 blocks away.
36. Crazy but friendly.
37. I was born partically Jamaican so no.
38. talkSPORT
39. Games/Stickers
40. A girl who I no longer see.
41. None...I was warned by an old lady about a stone once.
42. No, but I drank Fanta from a straw.
43. What does your last text message say?
44. Ewwww, no.
45. I take baths...THAT'S HOW I ROLL!
46. I never do.
47. Jamaican/Irish.
48. I have no idea...not really.
49. Pfft, I wish.
50. I told you, Bear Grylls.

50b. Good for you.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In the back garden watering my vegetables.

2. Who are you in love with?
Noone

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not a whole one.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes, a table, a guinea pig cage and a plate. And I'm wearing a pink cardigan.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
There are no malls near where I live. I wouldn't go to one if there was.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
No car.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
I don't live in a town.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No.

10. Are you hot?
No, it's not that warm here.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Smirnoff Ice.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Grey trousers, a purple tshirt, sneakers and a pink cardigan. And glasses. And knickers. And a red bra.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
No car.

14. Last food that you ate?
A jam donut.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
On the sofa.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No.

17. When is the last time you ran?
I ran after some sheep a couple of months ago. It didn't end well.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I can't remember.

19. What is your favorite animal?
Bonobos. And weedy sea dragons. And cats. And dogs. And indri's.

20. Your dream vacation?
Possibly New Zealand. If I could get there without actually leaving Suffolk.

21. Last person's house you were in?
My mum's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Um. I'm injury adverse, so I don't tend to take risks. I may have twisted my ankle at some point. My knee once bled after being hit by a hockey ball. I fell over in the playground when I was 11 and my front two teeth were damaged.

23. Have you been in love?
Too often.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
My cat Charlie.

25. Last play you saw?
Waiting for Godot with Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I have no desire to lure in the opposite, or the same, sex.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Watching tv, hopefully find a good film.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I'm not on MySpace.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
I don't go on trips. But I go to a farm twice a week.

30. Ever go to camp?
If it's American style camp for kids then yes. I went to one when I was 10. It was a nightmare experience.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Not sure what that means. I did ok.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No. They give me a headache.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I see the doctor far too often for my liking.

35. Where is your best friend?
I don't have one.

36. How is your best friend?
see above.

37. Do you have a tan?
No, I don't tan, I go red then peel.

38. What are you listening to right now?
A terrible advert. *presses mute*

39. Do you collect anything?
Yes. Lots of things. Although less than I used to.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My CPN.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
When I was a student I was walking home at about 2am with a traffic cone, and a riot van full of police pulled up next to me. I put the cone down.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
What is soda?

43. What does your last text message say?
I don't have a mobile phone.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
I don't know what that is.

45. Last time you took a shower?
Yesterday.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Always. My washing machine and drier have been broken for months. Can't cope with getting them fixed.

47. What is your heritage?
English, Irish, Scottish.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
No.

49. Are you rich?
I am the exact opposite.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Probably watching a film. I have a terrible memory.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago? In bed, just starting to wake up.
2. Who are you in love with? No one right now.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes - my pink blanket with colored skull and crossbones designs, as well as my slippers and a pack of gum.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? Last month, I believe.
6. Are you wearing socks right now? No.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? No.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 10 days ago. It was to see my psychiatrist.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No.
10. Are you hot? No!
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Cranberry Apple Crystal light
12. What are you wearing right now? A T-shirt of Gir from Invader Zim and black sweatpants
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? N/A
14. Last food that you ate? A 100 calorie pack of chocolate snack cakes
15. Where were you last week at this time? At home in front of the computer... Just like now!
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? No.
17. When is the last time you ran? About 20 minutes ago.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? N/A
19. What is your favorite animal? Cat
20. Your dream vacation? London, England
21. Last person's house you were in? My sister's
22. Worst injury you've ever had? Being accidentally clothes-lined by a piece of string tied to a swingset (long story). It left a rope burn mark on my neck for over a week.
23. Have you been in love? Yes, a long time ago.
24. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes, my mom. She's at work.
25. Last play you saw? N/A
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My innocence
27. What are your plans for tonight? Same as always - eat dinner with family, watch TV with family, get on computer until I'm tired, go to bed.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? N/A
29. Next trip you are going to take? Going to the Oregon Coast this summer! It'll be awesome!
30. Ever go to camp? No.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? Yes.
32. What do you want to know about the future? When and how the world will end
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? No
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? No
35. Where is your best friend? N/A
36. How is your best friend? N/A
37. Do you have a tan? Nope, I'm as white as a ghost.
38. What are you listening to right now? Nothing
39. Do you collect anything? Yes - Alice in Wonderland stuff
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? My sister
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? N/A
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Yes
43. What does your last text message say? N/A
44. Do you like hot sauce? Yes! I put it on everything!
45. Last time you took a shower? Last night
46. Do you need to do laundry? I don't know. Maybe
47. What is your heritage? 75% German and 25% Native American (Arapaho).
48. Are you someone's best friend? No
49. Are you rich? I wish!
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Surfing the Internet

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
On my computer.
2. Who are you in love with?
No one.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, but I once flattened one in a vice at school.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes, a pink section showing Francine Smith lifting up her top (censored) on the cover of my American Dad Volume 5 DVD.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Way back last year when I bought Dragon Age: Origins for Xbox 360.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes, a blue one and a black one.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I don't ever want a car.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
I don't drive, but I was driven out by someone else.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I haven't been to the cinema since August 2010 when I saw Toy Story 3.
10. Are you hot?
I don't know what kind hot you are implying, but no.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A glass of water.
12. What are you wearing right now?
A Brown fleece, a Stewie Griffin T-Shirt, black jeans and socks.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
N/A.
14. Last food that you ate?
An apple.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
In bed.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I've never bought my own clothes in my entire life.
17. When is the last time you ran?
I cannae remember!
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I don't watch sports.
19. What is your favorite animal?
Cats.
20. Your dream vacation?
A trip to New York for a few days. I could hate the noise but hey, you never know.
21. Last person's house you were in?
My friend Charlie's, yesterday afternoon.
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Probably when my brother pushed my leg so far back it went the wrong way, and I could barely walk for days.
23. Have you been in love?
Yes.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
My two cats, who both foolishly got themselves killed at such a young age. (They were the sons of the cat I have now).
25. Last play you saw?
The Music Man, in which my brother played the part of Marcellus. It wasn't my cup of tea at all but it was done very well, the orchestra, very fast singing etc.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
A Gun. Nah, but I'm sure I'll find out sometime.
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Going to bed.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Probably my old friend Ben, in 2008. I haven't used MySpace Since.
29. Next trip you are going to take?
My holiday house in France, in July / August.
30. Ever go to camp?
I've been a camping holiday with the family, but camp as in school? No.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
*English brain does not compute with American language!*
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Will the world end on the 21st of December 2012???
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope, just deodorizer.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I don't know. I've had a cough for ages...
35. Where is your best friend?
I don't know. Either still on his skiing trip, getting high or at home.
36. How is your best friend?
I don't know.
37. Do you have a tan?
No. I would die if I tried, being a vampire and all.
38. What are you listening to right now?
She's Always A Woman - Billy Joel.
39. Do you collect anything?
As of now, Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My brother's girlfriend. Never stops talking...
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Ain't gonna happen.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Aye.
43. What does your last text message say?
Yeh Kk.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
What kind of hot sauce...
45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
Nah.
47. What is your heritage?
As far as I know in the past 100 years, 100% English!
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Maybe.
49. Are you rich?
Middle-class.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Reading 'Sourcery' by Terry Pratchett.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In my apartment
2. Who are you in love with?
No one
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes, and a gluestick
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Nope
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Today
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yus
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
No car
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Don't drive
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope
10. Are you hot?
Not at all
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water
12. What are you wearing right now?
Pajamas, socks, hoodie.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
N/a
14. Last food that you ate?
Rice crispies
15. Where were you last week at this time?
80km away, getting high
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nope
17. When is the last time you ran?
Two weeks ago, I don't care for it.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
The Olympics
19. What is your favorite animal?
Homo Sapiens
20. Your dream vacation?
Russia for a few months
21. Last person's house you were in?
My own?
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
A few cuts I guess
23. Have you been in love?
No
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Not really
25. Last play you saw?
Not sure, I really don't like plays
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
C2H5OH
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Study Chemistry, I have a test monday
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
My friend?
29. Next trip you are going to take?
I'm planning a drinking session in the country; a drink, be loud, get booted out of the hostel kinda affair
30. Ever go to camp?
Nope
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Not sure what that means
32. What do you want to know about the future?
How my life turns out, I guess
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yeah, a little Calvin Klein
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I don't go to doctors
35. Where is your best friend?
80km away
36. How is your best friend?
Ask him
37. Do you have a tan?
No, I'm Irish
38. What are you listening to right now?
Choice Words
39. Do you collect anything?
Not any more
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My sister
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
That night I got high (I wasn't driving!)
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yeah
43. What does your last text message say?
Ok
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Nope
45. Last time you took a shower?
15 minutes ago
46. Do you need to do laundry?
Nope
47. What is your heritage?
French/Irish/
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yeah
49. Are you rich?
Not at all
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Sleeping

Wow. I didn't realize how bored I was until this thread looked like fun.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Sleeping in bed.

2. Who are you in love with?
No one.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
No.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Yesterday afternoon.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Yes.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
This morning.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No.

10. Are you hot?
Temperature wise, no. Attractiveness-wise, definitely no.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Store-brand lemon-lime soda.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Black T-shirt and jeans.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I use the automatic car wash.

14. Last food that you ate?
Turkey sandwich, potato chips, and a pickle.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Same place.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No.

17. When is the last time you ran?
Recreationally, it's been a few years. I ran to avoid getting hit by a car while crossing the street a couple of days ago.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I don't know.

19. What is your favorite animal?
Cat.

20. Your dream vacation?
Driving cross-country.

21. Last person's house you were in?
My friend's, but that was July of last year.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Strained ligaments. I couldn't close my left hand fully for 3 weeks.

23. Have you been in love?
I think so.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes, very much so.

25. Last play you saw?
Spamelot. It was a few years ago.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
If I have one, it isn't working.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Order pizza, watch a movie on Netflix.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Someone I used to work with, but that was a couple of years ago when I last used MySpace.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Haven't figured that out. Most likely to visit my friend.

30. Ever go to camp?
No.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Yes.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Investments that will make me financially secure.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I'm always due, but I never go.

35. Where is your best friend?
Somewhere else.

36. How is your best friend?
Good.

37. Do you have a tan?
Sort of.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Ceiling fan. Random noise from the neighborhood.

39. Do you collect anything?
Yes.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Someone I used to work with.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Last year. My headlight was out.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes.

43. What does your last text message say?
I don't use text messaging.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Depends on how hot and what kind of food I use it on.

45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Yes.

47. What is your heritage?
Human, as far as I know.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Not likely.

49. Are you rich?
No.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Sleeping in bed.

Myspace

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

I was in bed.

2. Who are you in love with?

No-one. Why?

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Not to my knowledge, no.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Nope.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

The last time I went to a shopping centre (mall is so American!) was probably the week before last.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

No.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

I don't have a car. I can't drive because of my eyesight. Next question.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

See Question 7.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

I haven't been to the movies in quite a while. That said, I just watched a movie last night - Lucio Fulci's Silver Saddle, a very late Spaghetti Western from 1978. Little known but quite a good film on it's own, even if it's not particularly noteworthy in plot.

10. Are you hot?

Very far from it.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Orange cordial.

12. What are you wearing right now?

A T-shirt with a Union Jack design on it, plus some boxers.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

(sighs) See Question 7.

14. Last food that you ate?

I ate? A slimmed down form of a fry-up (essentially the fry-up but with less ingredients). I also had a strawberry yogurt afterwards.

15. Where were you last week at this time?

Probably in bed. I've been so tired recently.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

No.

17. When is the last time you ran?

No - 22st Fatty McFatsters don't waste their time running about so that other people can laugh at them. Next question.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

I don't watch sporting events full stop.

19. What is your favorite animal?

I don't have a favourite animal.

20. Your dream vacation?

Touring the United States; visiting South-East Asia; exploring countries in the rest of Europe I haven't been to; Saint Helena; the Caribbean; New Zealand.

21. Last person's house you were in?

My own? I don't generally spend a lot of time in other people's houses.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

I don't generally get injured, not being the sporty type.

23. Have you been in love?

Nope.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Nope.

25. Last play you saw?

I've never watched a play.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

(snorts) I'm not sure I have one of those. Perhaps my up-frontness and my aloofness? Who knows.

27. What are your plans for tonight?

Have dinner and probably end up spending the time either here on WrongPlanet or else watching a film. Or sleeping.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

I am not, nor have I ever been on MySpace.

29. Next trip you are going to take?

To the Algarve region of Portugal. Early next month.

30. Ever go to camp?

Nope.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

Is this an American-based thing? I was home-educated from the age of nine onwards.

32. What do you want to know about the future?

Whether I'll be fit, healthy and happier than I am now.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

Cool Water by Davidoff - EDT and deodorant.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

Well, I'm going to have my blood tests done later on to find out the root of my chronic fatigue, but otherwise? No, not generally.

35. Where is your best friend?

I don't have any 'best friends'.

36. How is your best friend?

See Question 35.

37. Do you have a tan?

No.

38. What are you listening to right now?

Nothing.

39. Do you collect anything?

Photographs; DVDs; loyalist band CDs.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

A woman called Brenda, who I despise. She is the loudest, gossipiest, most obnoxious person I know - and I know more than a few of those!

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

Ages ago, walking back from the pub one night. They just wanted to make sure I was going home.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

When I was younger, yes.

43. What does your last text message say?

I don't have a mobile phone.

44. Do you like hot sauce?

No!

45. Last time you took a shower?

When I was on my last trip at this godawful B&B up in north-east England.

46. Do you need to do laundry?

No; my mum does it for me.

47. What is your heritage?

White British.

48. Are you someone's best friend?

(sighs) See Question 35.

49. Are you rich?

I'm 'bennyfit' scum.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

On here, probably.

(breathes deeply)

Well, that's the questions answered.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

I was asleep.

2. Who are you in love with?

Nobody at the moment.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

No.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes, a pink-colored sticker on my old printer.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

Yesterday.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

No.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

I don't own a car.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

Sometime last week.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

No. I seldom get to go to the movies.

10. Are you hot?

According to the website HotOrNot, yes.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Kool-Aid.

12. What are you wearing right now?

I'm wearing a t-shirt and lounging pants.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

See question #7.

14. Last food that you ate?

Graham crackers.

15. Where were you last week at this time?

I was either in bed or up on my laptop.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

No.

17. When is the last time you ran?

I honestly don't remember. I walk more often than I run.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

I think my cousin's homecoming game, which was two and a half years ago. I don't care for sports, though.

19. What is your favorite animal?

Cats and chimpanzees.

20. Your dream vacation?

Either backpacking across Europe or Japan.

21. Last person's house you were in?

My cousin's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Broken arm at age six and broken foot at age twelve.

23. Have you been in love?

Maybe. I don't know. I hardly know the difference between being in love and just having a crush.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes, a few people come to mind.

25. Last play you saw?

A play being performed at my old high school, which was called The Children's Hour.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Not applicable. I'm gay.

27. What are your plans for tonight?

Watch Animation Domination on Fox.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

I don't even remember. It's been so long.

29. Next trip you are going to take?

I might be going to Georgia this fall.

30. Ever go to camp?

I've only been to camp once. I was thirteen and it was a church camp. I didn't like it, but luckily, I got to leave early.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

I made decent grades, but I don't think I was ever on honor roll since elementary school.

32. What do you want to know about the future?

I guess I'd like to know about the pop culture and current events of the future. I don't want to know any particulars of my life in the future because I'm sort of afraid to know, and I'm afraid that if I do know, then it will jinx everything.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

No.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

No.

35. Where is your best friend?

I don't even know if I have a best friend.

36. How is your best friend?

See above answer.

37. Do you have a tan?

No.

38. What are you listening to right now?

Silence, and the occasional ruckus of the morning birds outside.

39. Do you collect anything?

I collect Disney movies and almanacs.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

N/A

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

N/A

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Yes.

43. What does your last text message say?

"Remember wrinkles." I was having a conversation with a friend of mine, to whom I said that I was stressing a little, and he basically told me that stress causes wrinkles.

44. Do you like hot sauce?

Why, yes.

45. Last time you took a shower?

Yesterday afternoon.

46. Do you need to do laundry?

I still live at home, so my parents do the laundry. I really need to learn how to do laundry, though, if I'm ever going to move out of the house.

47. What is your heritage?

As far as I know, English, Irish, French, and possibly a touch of Mexican or Jewish.

48. Are you someone's best friend?

No.

49. Are you rich?

By no means. I live in a working class neighborhood.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Playing on my laptop.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

More or less where I am now.

2. Who are you in love with?

My neuroreceptors.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

No.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes. There are two pink Famicom cartridges about six feet away from me.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

About a week and a half ago.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

No.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

Two days ago.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

No.

10. Are you hot?

Not at the moment.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Kirin.

12. What are you wearing right now?

Black corduroys, purple shirt, brown fleece (I'm home--I don't have to match).

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

N/A

14. Last food that you ate?

Seaweed and sesame seed flavored rice crackers.

15. Where were you last week at this time?

In a plane somewhere over the Pacific.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Yes. Lots of socks.

17. When is the last time you ran?

About a month ago, out of my wobbling apartment.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

I don't recall.

19. What is your favorite animal?

Shark, fox, or cat.

20. Your dream vacation?

Perhaps driving around to visit national parks/scenic spots in North America, at leisure.

21. Last person's house you were in?

A friend's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Knee injury.

23. Have you been in love?

Yes.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes.

25. Last play you saw?

I've forgotten its name. Some amateur/semi-professional play in a tiny venue in Philly.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

A piece of salami placed under a precariously-perched basket.

27. What are your plans for tonight?

Eat something. Go to sleep.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

N/A

29. Next trip you are going to take?

To the US.

30. Ever go to camp?

No.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

Yes.

32. What do you want to know about the future?

What I can do that will lead to happiness.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

No, and I never do.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

Yes, a couple of them.

35. Where is your best friend?

On the other side of the world.

36. How is your best friend?

A little unusual.

37. Do you have a tan?

My arms have a very slight one.

38. What are you listening to right now?

The humming of the refrigerator and some other unknown electronic source, and the creaking of the building.

39. Do you collect anything?

Yes. Books, Wolverine comic books, "retro" video games, scarves, earrings, information, other things which strike my fancy.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

A friend whose name starts with M. Or I.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

I've only been pulled over once, about six years ago, because my plates were run at random (or more likely, my plates were run because I was driving a cheap car in a nice neighborhood) and my father (whose name my car was in) had failed to pay some ticket or other.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Yes, as a child.

43. What does your last text message say?

"I get off work kind of early Monday. Maybe we can get dinner then." Or something very close to that. Phone is in the other room.

44. Do you like hot sauce?

Yes.

45. Last time you took a shower?

Yesterday.

46. Do you need to do laundry?

Very much so, yes.

47. What is your heritage?

If I recall correctly: Half Ukrainian, 1/8 Hungarian gypsy, 1/8 German, 1/8 Irish, 1/16 Blackfoot, 1/16 Shawnee

48. Are you someone's best friend?

I don't know.

49. Are you rich?

No, I'm comfortable lower-middle/upper-lower class. Soon to be poor, no doubt.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Lying in bed, trying to sleep.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Lace-Bane was in the same place doing work on his computer instead of doing nothing important on it

2. Who are you in love with?
Lace-Bane isn't quite sure what to say

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Probably over a 100 of them when Lace-Bane was tiny

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
There is if Lace-Bane brings something pink into the room.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
About a little over a week

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes... and shoes for some reason

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
No, Lace-Bane doesn't drive, people's lives would be in danger if he did

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Look at #7

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Maybe the last 5 months but not days

10. Are you hot?
It depends

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Lemonade

12. What are you wearing right now?
A black t-shirt with a band I don't listen to plastered on the front, blue jeans, and black boots

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Refer to #7

14. Last food that you ate?
Garlic bread and cheese pizza... mmm... garlic

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Lace-Bane was at his house doing the same thing as he is now?

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No... Lace-Bane is wearing a shirt from 10 years ago

17. When is the last time you ran?
Somewhere around the year 2000

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Some recent Baseball game with a team with a big "A" logo from California?

19. What is your favorite animal?
Wolves, bears, and sharks equally

20. Your dream vacation?
Somewhere nice and cozy and secluded in a forest area... possibly in the mountains

21. Last person's house you were in?
Lace-Bane's?

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Countless spontaneous pneumothorax

23. Have you been in love?
Yes

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes... very very much

25. Last play you saw?
Last what?

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Lace-Bane is baffled by this question and has no idea how it happens... Lace-Bane should ask .

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Laying in bed trying to sleep, but not being able to for awhile

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
MyWhat ?

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Lace-Bane has no definite plans for now trip wise

30. Ever go to camp?
Lace-Bane went to boy scout camp as a kid... he hated it... there were no girls

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Once ... Lace-Bane was mostly an A's "and" B's student with the occasional C

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Will Lace-Bane die alone?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
NEVER! Lace-Bane hates the smell, but he has a few bottles of cologne just because he likes the look of the colored liquid in the shiny bottles on his bathroom counter

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Lace-Bane really should see the doctor about a possible problem he could have that his parents failed to mention doctors said he could have when he was small that could be heart related

35. Where is your best friend?
It depends on if Lace-Bane has one . He thinks he does, and if he does, she knows where she is

36. How is your best friend?
How is she what?

37. Do you have a tan?
Lace-Bane's arms are a little light redish brown, but that's just the cherokee in Lace-Bane

38. What are you listening to right now?
silence and a light airy droning noise from somewhere in the house

39. Do you collect anything?
Yes

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Everyone in Lace-Bane's family

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
See #7

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Have you been to a fast food restaurant? Soda goes through straws... what kind of question is that?

43. What does your last text message say?
"I just got your text. Sorry, but of course you can."

44. Do you like hot sauce?
YES!

45. Last time you took a shower?
A few hours ago

46. Do you need to do laundry?
No

47. What is your heritage?
About 6.25% Cherokee, 18.75% Irish, 25% German, and 50% English. Although the Cherokee could be a lower percent at the benefit of more Irish-ness. Lace-Bane's family doesn't appear to be proud of their heritage so those are rough percents since nobody seems to really know

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Lace-Bane isn't sure, but would like to be if he isn't

49. Are you rich?
Lace-Bane isn't supporting himself right now... he just got a part time job, but doesn't make enough to live on yet, so if he didn't have help he'd be homeless and dead or just dead

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Pretty much what Lace-Bane is doing now since it's close to the same time right now... late