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No, not believe it. Dattebayo! D:

Lol, I would have a crossbow. It'd look good with my renaissance garb. A bow would look better, but I suck at shooting those. We had an archery portion of our gym class, it was fun but I sucked at it. I was aiming for the bulls-eye and almost killed the squirrel on the ground behind it.

and I never really stop moving lol
I guess you'd have to hit me with a club or morning star

This has really gotten off topic hasn't it? I hope it's amusing for the other users at least. XD

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EDIT to say that my duvet cover JUST got out of the dryer and I am tempted to snuggle clothesless under the soon-to-be-covered duvet

your avatar is like a Richard Simmons excersize video...minus Richard Simmons

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyGytj1Tirc&feature=related[/youtube]

desu desu desu

Google Translate tells me that means sausage sausage sausage in Latvian. Or I missed a meme.

I am totally naked right now. The only things I have on are a ring that my girlfriend gave me, and a string that she tied around my wrist on 1/10/10 (our 1 year anniversary). I'm seeing how long I can wear it before it naturally breaks.

I am very comfortable naked in private, or with her.

I was naked earlier today, but I had to get dressed to take the kids to the store and then the park. I stripped off my shirt when I got home, but otherwise stayed dressed. I knew I had to go back outside at some point, and felt it would have been too much effort to get naked and then dressed again.

Plus, it was hot today. Believe it or not, I prefer to have some kind of clothes on when I'm sweaty. The clothes serve as a barrier and they actually help to cool me down.

I refuse to wear a shirt while biking. Half of the time when I bike with a shirt on I puke when I get off. When I go shirtless oh god, just feeling they air around me is wonderful.

I don't like being naked. I like having T-shirts & short pants on but I get down to my undewere at nite because my ducking mom puts the AC on 79 when she goes to bed. It's extremely HUMID here & having my fans on high is not enough. I'm sweating in my underwear rite now.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcjv5Vo6VBc[/youtube]


Everybody wants to be naked and famous,
Everybody wants to be just like me
I'm naked
And famous

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHPkLuVBQ1Y[/youtube]

Well if I was naked I wouldn't be wearing that nice underwear that prevents my penis from dragging on the ground. The tip of that thing is pretty sensitive so I'd rather not have it dragged along on the ground. And it is too easy but very painful to trip on it.

I hear about Nudist Camps and I think it might be interesting.

It might be very liberating to walk through the forest or go swimming with no clothes on.
Nothing between you and nature. I think I would like that.

But then sex rears it's ugly head.

If I was a naked man wandering through the forest and I saw a naked woman......

Would I want to hold her and possess her? Damned right I would!

Is that what they do?

If not then I don't think I would fit in.
If I was naked and saw an an attractive woman then I think it would be a bit obvious on my part if you know what I mean.

Wow! You must have very very short legs.

I do like to be nude but don't get much opportunity living with my sister

I used to often wander naked when I had the house to myself with my ex.