what would you do if you traveled back in time?

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paradox.

paradox
in a box
6 feet under
torn asunder

you inspire poetry.

then submitted for your approval, is my [nominally rhythmic/rhyming] mouse murder missive-

i had to kill little mousey
i'm a big heel, feeling lousy
mousey was pooping and peeing all over the place
this wasn't something i could allow apace
so i put out a peanut-butter-laced trap
which in the wee hours stomped out mousey's crap
in the morning i awoke, got up and saw
splattered mouse doodoo, a dead tail, a dead paw
sticking out from the machinery of automated mouse death
god help me, i'm a mouse murderer, an extinguisher of mouse breath

ouch...


Number One:
I would go to the 80s and meet Freddie Mercury!

Number Two:
Go back to when I was 15 and stay off that flipping skateboard which caused the head injury that caused my seizures...

i'd get in the WABAC machine and go on a shopping spree, first back to 1968 to get some chocolate moo, then 1988 to get a bunch of dorell cheese [like laughing cow but in a big tub], then i'd go to a used car lot and get a near-mint condition 1988 caddy sedan deville, then park it at my parent's house until 2008, when i'd have to zoom forward to that year to drive it to my present place out in the woods. then i'd drive across the border in the present time to get some molsen golden [not available in washington state, unfortunately], then drive back home to eat the dorell and ritz crackers, drink the molsen and get soused.

I'd buy all the clothes like what The Kinks wore in 1964-1966 and get the sports jackets and pea coats tailored to button on the female side while keeping them the size that they are, and bring those clothes back to the 21st Century with me. Every rock fan has their own flavour.