Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

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we use to say somthing,many years ago. It was so long ago the languager it was said in does not even exist anymore and no one remembers what it meant.

Grewwbarayuck

it has been shortened to just yuck or sometimes eww.

why does glass break so easily

because glass is not plastic


what happens to the sun when clouds cover the sky?

the clouds are the sun's changing room, so sun dresses as a moon at night

Why aren't cartoons real?

Because they will cause chaos in society.

Do cows drink milk?

Yes and they eat it with carrots instead of cookies


How can my pits smell if they don't have a nose?

they have invisable noses

what do animals say when they talk to eachother

they are conspiring(sp?) to take over the planet

Why are you never supposed to waken a sleepwalker?

Because it will induce chronic misconjugation of verbs.

Can you cuddle a cloud?

yes..but it is hard to get up that high and they feel like wet cotton

how do they keep the stars up in the sky

Because cartoon characters do exist in real life (read: gravitiy does not apply to stars since they are cartoon characters)

How do they keep the ground down?

Post removed (changed my mind).

the sky is so heavy.



where's the end of a circle?

top and bottom because the circle is siamese twin dome

Does God wear pjamas on the 7th day?

yes the kind with little duckies (no disrespect intended)

what made the first elements come into existance

Has no one ever told you about the birds and the bees..?


What happens to a puddle when the water disappears?

Then it leaves an empty puddle behind on the ground.

Why can't they make waffle-bars, like it'd be waffles with syrup and all in a little food bar?