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09 Mar 2011, 5:09 pm

It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.
Stephen Fry

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09 Mar 2011, 5:13 pm

Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.

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09 Mar 2011, 5:18 pm

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.
- James Thurber

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09 Mar 2011, 5:21 pm

"Try everything once except incest and folk dancing."
--Oscar Wilde

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09 Mar 2011, 5:22 pm

"Did you know if you chop a horse in two then bang the halves together, it sounds like someone riding a coconut?"
--Tim Vine

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09 Mar 2011, 5:23 pm

"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."
--Tennyson

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09 Mar 2011, 5:23 pm

"Never eat more than you can lift."
--Miss Piggy

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09 Mar 2011, 5:24 pm

Cornflake wrote:

"Try everything once except incest and folk dancing."
--Oscar Wilde

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09 Mar 2011, 5:25 pm

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens

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09 Mar 2011, 5:26 pm

Cornflake wrote:

"Never eat more than you can lift."
--Miss Piggy

Im going to remember this one :lol:

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09 Mar 2011, 5:27 pm

"The truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it, ignorance may deride it, malice may distort it, but there it is."
--Churchill

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09 Mar 2011, 5:28 pm

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."
--Oscar Wilde

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09 Mar 2011, 5:30 pm

Why is it considered necessary to screw down the lid of a coffin?

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09 Mar 2011, 5:30 pm

A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard.

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09 Mar 2011, 5:36 pm

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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09 Mar 2011, 5:41 pm

“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

*Dave Barry.

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