The last thing you ate is now illegal in every country.

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27 Jul 2011, 7:34 pm

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The last thing I ate was a nasty pie.
I think I can live without nasty pies :lol:


Toe and nose hair pie?


Haha, no. But I imagine that would be equaly tasty.


Orange juice and dirt soup. With pine needles as a topping.


Lovely. I'll take two


Let's have a name the most disgusting food contest. That and see how many times we can quote each other.


Ohh yeah, quote pyramids ftw! ;)
Would you like to taste my grassnailgravelsalmon-casserole? It's great.


Quote to stretch the world!

Peanut butter, leaves, and wood chips in mushroom soup with a entire bar of soap shaved in. Burnt to a crisp.


I was disgusted until i read Burnt to a crisp, nomnom!
I'm not very good at this, so i'll pull out. You win, congratulations!


AWWW, that's not fun. :( Therefor I will take revenge by attempting to make you cringe with pictures of men in bodysuits!

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What, you don't like winning? :(
Also.. Is that a purple apple he's holding?


Yes. It is a dumbapple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6_lz17Sd_I


Hahaha, "dumbapples", maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I lold at that name
(Offtopic, much?)



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Yeah I did when I first heard it too. and it can't be off topic because we are making the longest quote ever!


Must. Keep. Going.
I like cookies, by the way.


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27 Jul 2011, 7:55 pm

No more white bead, crunchy peanut butter, and sprayable butter.


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27 Jul 2011, 8:03 pm

Peaches, illegal, I'll live.


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27 Jul 2011, 8:29 pm

Oh hell no. I am NOT living in a world that bans pineapple. :(


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27 Jul 2011, 8:31 pm

This just in:
Pretzels have become outlawed worldwide, effective immediately.
Beer drinkers everywhere mourn.


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27 Jul 2011, 9:29 pm

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches banned.

Millions of children starve.



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28 Jul 2011, 8:43 am

The masses rejoice because prunes are banned world wide.

Old people die of constipation. :lol:


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28 Jul 2011, 8:51 am

Ahhh!! 8O :cry:

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28 Jul 2011, 8:52 am

Oatmeal disappears from supermarket shelves,
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28 Jul 2011, 9:00 am

Celery banned from supermarket shelves, greengrocers', and farmers' markets.

Millions forced to drink bloody marys with nothing to crunch at the end.

Details at six, after the weather!



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28 Jul 2011, 9:13 am

Chocolate-chip scones across the nation have been found to be laced with cocaine.

Underground chocolate sales soar.



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28 Jul 2011, 9:41 am

kra17 wrote:
I think I can live without nasty pies :lol:


"Pies" is a word from my native tongue - here it means "dog" :twisted: No one likes dogs when nasty :D Everybody likes only nice and friendly doggies :D Btw, the last thing I ate was a wiener - it would be sad if wiener dogs were forbidden to keep :P



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28 Jul 2011, 9:43 am

no more ice cream. :cry:



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28 Jul 2011, 9:50 am

Breaking news: e-coli outbreak, although unproven causes complete ban of cucumbers...

Not going to miss them much though...


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28 Jul 2011, 9:52 am

No more drug runs in the ice cream van. Fawwk.



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28 Jul 2011, 11:01 am

Guilted_Lady wrote:
Therefor I will take revenge by attempting to make you cringe with pictures of men in bodysuits!

Hmph. Those are not men.