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20 Sep 2006, 10:48 pm

How many bishops does it take to screw a nun?



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21 Sep 2006, 5:12 pm

Don't kill the messenger!



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21 Sep 2006, 11:01 pm

Beat up the messenger and throw him into the river.



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22 Sep 2006, 3:57 am

Then you ununstall the messenger and install the nessenger 2.0.



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22 Sep 2006, 3:07 pm

And then Microsoft tracks you down and kills you.



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22 Sep 2006, 3:23 pm

and then it's already too late to realize that Jobs really WAS the good guy. yes indeed. (go Apple! :heart: )

embrace the randomness.



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22 Sep 2006, 3:26 pm

I tried but it had sensory issues and ran away :(



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22 Sep 2006, 3:31 pm

haha. :)

go Apple.



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22 Sep 2006, 3:46 pm

Oranges are better than apples.



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22 Sep 2006, 3:52 pm

Oranges have a disagreeable texture in my mouth (randomosity isn't the only one around here with sensory issues).



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22 Sep 2006, 10:38 pm

NO I AM NOT UNDRESSING YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND!! !

Ooo you touch my tralala mmm My ding ding dong



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23 Sep 2006, 4:12 am

8O
Moving objects with mind power. Now thats scary

So is being alone in the neon jungle 8O



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23 Sep 2006, 8:28 am

My paper is angry because I wrote on him



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23 Sep 2006, 1:13 pm

I failed an IQ test



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23 Sep 2006, 1:46 pm

Get out of my pantry!



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23 Sep 2006, 3:30 pm

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Bring me a turtle sandwich and make it snappy.




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I just found this pic of Jerry a turtle i used to have but set free. He was a good sport to pose for this picture.