This is what aspies should really be afraid of!

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Sagroth
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18 Jan 2012, 2:18 am

Crickey, that Aspie-eating invisible croc is a real beauty, ain't she?

Let's poke it with a stick!

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18 Jan 2012, 9:31 am

So, if all we had to make clothing were invisible aspie-eating crocs, would we be running around basically Nekkid? Yikes!! ! I don't like that prospect...>>> Shiver <<<

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18 Jan 2012, 9:57 am

mr_squirrel wrote:

i've never met one of those!

You probably have, cousin.

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18 Jan 2012, 10:20 am

I have no reason to be afraid. My kitties will keep them away from me :cat:

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18 Jan 2012, 5:52 pm

Beauty_pact wrote:

I don't get the joke. :/

I know. It's not funny. Those heartless invisible-aspie-eating bastards killed my cousin in his own home. :evil:

There was nothing left of him I say. Nothing.

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18 Jan 2012, 6:04 pm

really?

how did they get in his home?

and im not sure i have cousin, no way i have met this crocodile

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18 Jan 2012, 6:07 pm

mr_squirrel wrote:

really?

how did they get in his home?

and im not sure i have cousin, no way i have met this crocodile

They're invisible, remember? No one knows how. But I assure you if we can just talk one of these things into getting a colonoscopy we'll find out.

Hurry! For the sake of us aspies, we need to start petitioning the Department of Health and Human Services to start an ad campaign on the dangers of intestinal cancers. Then maybe, just maybe one of these aspie-eating crocodiles will get paranoid enough to walk to his local clinic to get checked out. Then we can stop these freaks from eating us. Who's with me!?!

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18 Jan 2012, 6:16 pm

so they will stop eating us? but i don know how to do that

do i ask dad to call the deparment? and why do they eat us aspies only and not other people?

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18 Jan 2012, 6:18 pm

mr_squirrel wrote:

so they will stop eating us? but i don know how to do that

do i ask dad to call the deparment? and why do they eat us aspies only and not other people?

The authors name is proof of the conspiracy. Some kind of NT plot.

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18 Jan 2012, 6:35 pm

that is why they only eat aspies then?

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18 Jan 2012, 6:45 pm

mr_squirrel wrote:

that is why they only eat aspies then?

That is the currently held theory.

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18 Jan 2012, 7:24 pm

We Need Something Else We Need X RAY VISION! That Or Luke Skywalker....

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18 Jan 2012, 7:35 pm

but this woudn help at all cause well, then we could see them but theyr still crocodiles and they are stronger than us, arent they?

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18 Jan 2012, 7:38 pm

When life gives you crocodiles, shoot them with a 12 gage :twisted:
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18 Jan 2012, 7:41 pm

this gun coud work if combined to the x ray vision!

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18 Jan 2012, 7:42 pm

A thermal scope would be less radioactive.

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