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Your prefered method of burial
Poll ended at 10 Feb 2012, 5:39 am
Embalmed, in a heavy casket in ground or tomb 14%  14%  [ 6 ]
Not embalmed, light coffin, in ground 14%  14%  [ 6 ]
Creamation 31%  31%  [ 13 ]
at sea 17%  17%  [ 7 ]
body eaten by wild animals 24%  24%  [ 10 ]
Total votes : 42

shrox
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03 Feb 2012, 1:13 pm

No one else likes explosion?

How about being fed to llamas?



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03 Feb 2012, 2:42 pm

shrox wrote:
No one else likes explosion?

How about being fed to llamas?


They're vegetarian.


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03 Feb 2012, 2:42 pm

Hmm, an interesting query... I would like to

1. be entombed in carbonite and be used to crush the life out of George Lucas's film re-releasing body.

2. Be converted into the first organic terminator.

3. shot into geosynchronous orbit.

4. used as a base organism to cultivate delicious in vitro hammed goods.

5. catapulted over a forts walls during siege to spread the plague.

6. Brewed into alcohol.

7. Pickled(see option 6)

Hmm, that's about it.



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03 Feb 2012, 2:47 pm

How would I know? :shrug: I've never had a burial before.



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03 Feb 2012, 2:48 pm

PM wrote:
Burial at sea, it saves space.


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In space.


... it saves sea? :D



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03 Feb 2012, 2:49 pm

puddingmouse wrote:
shrox wrote:
No one else likes explosion?

How about being fed to llamas?


They're vegetarian.


I think some of them are predators.

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03 Feb 2012, 3:04 pm

There is a nice niche for the mad biologist and frankly a horde of carnivorous Llamas is just the right blend of ridiculous and life threatening to make them the fuzzy heralds of the apocalypse! Yea, come unto me my long necked minions! We shalt cleave the flesh from the unbelievers in the coming of the salivatory dawn!



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03 Feb 2012, 3:05 pm

puddingmouse wrote:
shrox wrote:
No one else likes explosion?

How about being fed to llamas?


They're vegetarian.


So are cows, they were still feed ground up cow.



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03 Feb 2012, 3:07 pm

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So are cows, they were still feed ground up cow.


That was not a good idea.


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03 Feb 2012, 3:08 pm

lilbuddah wrote:
There is a nice niche for the mad biologist and frankly a horde of carnivorous Llamas is just the right blend of ridiculous and life threatening to make them the fuzzy heralds of the apocalypse! Yea, come unto me my long necked minions! We shalt cleave the flesh from the unbelievers in the coming of the salivatory dawn!


That's such a dumb idea it actually winds up being absolute genius. I'm with you on this.


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03 Feb 2012, 3:08 pm

Cremation.


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03 Feb 2012, 4:19 pm

shrox wrote:
No one else likes explosion?

How about being fed to llamas?


Nothing wrong with explosion, just not for me. Did too much while alive.
BTW, llamas are vegetarians, so it would not be healthy for them.


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03 Feb 2012, 5:30 pm

Depends on how I died and what my occupation was.



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03 Feb 2012, 5:47 pm

lilbuddah wrote:
There is a nice niche for the mad biologist and frankly a horde of carnivorous Llamas is just the right blend of ridiculous and life threatening to make them the fuzzy heralds of the apocalypse! Yea, come unto me my long necked minions! We shalt cleave the flesh from the unbelievers in the coming of the salivatory dawn!


I like that idea :D Let me cook something up in my secret (Photoshop) lab.

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03 Feb 2012, 5:48 pm

puddingmouse wrote:
shrox wrote:

So are cows, they were still feed ground up cow.


That was not a good idea.


And thus, you could be responsible for Mad Llama Disease. Imagine being able to add that to your resume after you died!



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03 Feb 2012, 6:47 pm

I have a hard time getting round to writing my resume whilst alive, let alone posthumously.


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