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17 Feb 2012, 8:07 am

I come close to being like Mick Avory in looks and temperament. It's a lot better than coming close to Jenny McCarthy. I'd rather be like someone on the spectrum than someone who wants to get rid of the spectrum. I guess I got my wish!


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17 Feb 2012, 8:12 am

I bet that a certain person is looking over this section and about to attack me by asking me what makes me think that Avory's on the spectrum, just because I like him just like she painted me with a pink brush and asked what made me think that I looked like him, because I have dark hair and dark eyes.


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17 Feb 2012, 8:13 am

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Oh, and another thing. Today's male models aren't hot, they're a bunch of punks who are pumped up on steroids. Muscles on a man don't turn me on. No wonder I turned Gay in the 90s.


And today's supermodels are just a bunch of spoiled brats. :roll:


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17 Feb 2012, 8:15 am

Why do people presume that I like to be spoken to, like a Valley Girl, due to my much hated biological gender instead of taking in account that I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body and I'd get the operation, if I had the money?


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17 Feb 2012, 8:16 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
Oh, and another thing. Today's male models aren't hot, they're a bunch of punks who are pumped up on steroids. Muscles on a man don't turn me on. No wonder I turned Gay in the 90s.


And today's supermodels are just a bunch of spoiled brats. :roll:


You've got that right.


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17 Feb 2012, 8:19 am

I'm supposed to weigh less than 150 lbs because I have the largest man boobs in the world. My goal weight is 170 lbs and that's that. I don't need any sizest remarks.


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17 Feb 2012, 8:25 am

Putting my cynical attitude aside: Thank you for making this thread. I needed a thread where I could have a much needed meltdown.Image


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17 Feb 2012, 8:30 am

nothing ever seems to change for the better, one gets tired of just treading water all the time. sometimes drowning seems not so bad. but i must not leave before my official time. so i'm stuck. damn. :x



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17 Feb 2012, 8:33 am

like it or not... the western world, the economy, and people who speak english... hit their peak 10-15 years ago... it's all down hill from here! please buckle your seat belts and keep your arms and hands on the inside of the ride while it is in motion.


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17 Feb 2012, 9:30 am

sometimes i see people as s**t machines. all they do is produce waste from their anuses, and their words they think of and say do not nullify the stench and toxicity that they exude.

how many innocent lambs have passed through the intestines of ignorant people that flushed them down the toilet with no consideration at all when they shat them out?

if someone was locked in a concrete cell for 20 years with no pen or paper, and if they were left to their own devices, they would drown in their own sewage. the only thing that is certain that people will produce is excreta and urine. everything else is a bonus.


you asked for cynical responses.



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17 Feb 2012, 11:00 am

To quote Woody Allen: My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.



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17 Feb 2012, 12:27 pm

I am always going to feel this frustrated trying to show how special someone means to me.... without knowing how... ughhhhhhhh


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17 Feb 2012, 1:00 pm

deadinhead wrote:
I am always going to feel this frustrated trying to show how special someone means to me.... without knowing how... ughhhhhhhh


Hi there! :)

Haven't seen you around for a while. Is life not so good for you at the moment?

Take it you still live in Co Sligo? If I were come over the water later this year, would you be happy to meet me someplace whilst I'm here? It'd be a good drive out but it's somewhere different. :)



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17 Feb 2012, 2:31 pm

I wish I was 30 pounds lighter, but that required work and I'm just too f-ing lazy to be bothered to do it.


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17 Feb 2012, 3:14 pm

I will always have mental health problems.
I will always upset my parents by having mental health problems.


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17 Feb 2012, 4:34 pm

I am too pessimistic and whiny. I wish that I would have an unrealistic view of the world like all of the blindly optimistic people.


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