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02 May 2012, 6:47 pm

[It will oscillate and it will be possible to discern absolute time assuming the universe is anywhere close to being a simulation!]

If, near a tribe of cannibals, one is to be burnt alive for saying what is true, boiled alive for lying, and melted for saying a paradox, how will one escape? [ :twisted: ]

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02 May 2012, 6:55 pm

...Don't say anything near that tribe?

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02 May 2012, 6:57 pm

Or, of course, say more than one paradox.

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02 May 2012, 6:57 pm

kevinjh wrote:

Or, of course, say more than one paradox.

How would that work?

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02 May 2012, 7:00 pm

kevinjh wrote:

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02 May 2012, 7:04 pm

...Oh.
http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/Tu ... bled_1.wav

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02 May 2012, 7:05 pm

To what place do disappeared socks go?

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02 May 2012, 7:07 pm

[Socks are the only things that don't obey conservation of mass! :twisted: ]

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02 May 2012, 7:11 pm

Hmmm...

If that were true, then it would not be an issue if they spontaneously appeared.
Likewise, it would not be an issue if anti-socks appeared.

Unlimited energy*!

[* And Insane Troll Logic, of course]

How is it that a hard drive can have only 40 MB of free space but never seem to quite run out?

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02 May 2012, 7:15 pm

EDIT: The limit as x approaches infinity of f(x), a positive function of disk space, is zero? :shrug:

Why is it that when people say "heads up", they actually mean for you to duck your head down?

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02 May 2012, 7:16 pm

They want you to get hit? :lol:

How is it that a soft, small, purple creature made of pudge can be used to decapitate a bronze colossus by impact?

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02 May 2012, 8:47 pm

Why is it that Aperture Science's turret production system is so inefficient and faulty?

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02 May 2012, 8:48 pm

Why is Aperture Science Aperture Science?

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02 May 2012, 8:50 pm

Why is Black Mesa, Black Mesa?

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02 May 2012, 8:51 pm

How can anything on the macro-scale have a picosecond reaction?

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02 May 2012, 8:56 pm

If Aperture Science started out as a shower curtain company, then why did they originally name it Aperture Science?

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