What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

Page 3 of 7 [ 100 posts ] Go to page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Anna4077
Snowy Owl

Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Age: 56
Gender: Female
Posts: 146

11 Feb 2007, 11:31 pm

"Your Village Called...They Want Their Idiot Back"

nutbag
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Jan 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,582
Location: Arizona

11 Feb 2007, 11:36 pm

what if the hokey pokey is what its all about?

_________________
Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

Starbuline
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Sep 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,577
Location: .....Russia

11 Feb 2007, 11:38 pm

I really like this one: My kid beat the s**t out your honor roll student.

I didn't read the posts above so I don't know if this was already posted.

ahayes
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Dec 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,506

11 Feb 2007, 11:54 pm

If you can read this I can deploy your airbags.

en_una_isla
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 31 Oct 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,876

12 Feb 2007, 12:41 am

My wife yes, my dog maybe, my gun never.

BazzaMcKenzie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Age: 64
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,495
Location: the Antipodes

12 Feb 2007, 2:22 am

“blaming Columbine on guns is like blaming spoons for Rosie O’Donnell being fat"

_________________
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Strewth!

RedMage
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Nov 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,812

12 Feb 2007, 8:27 pm

"Give me coffee and no one gets hurt."

hartzofspace
Supporting Member

Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,138
Location: On the Road Less Traveled

12 Feb 2007, 8:55 pm

I saw "Give me Chocolate, and no one gets hurt."

_________________
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.
-- Dr. Dale Turner

headphase
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Posts: 709
Location: NC, USA

12 Feb 2007, 9:05 pm

"I hate bumper stickers"

nutbag
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Jan 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,582
Location: Arizona

12 Feb 2007, 9:09 pm

If anyone wants to put a sticker on my pickup sans my permission (and no way will anyone get permission!) I will hapilly drive them up to their melon in the nearest tarmacadam! That is my property. :evil:

_________________
Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

Fogman
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 19 Jun 2005
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,986
Location: Frå Nord Dakota til Vermont

12 Feb 2007, 9:33 pm

nutbag wrote:

My dad actually did something similar in 1977. We were visiting the Reptile Gardens Rapid City, SD. What was not apparent to him at the time, but quite apparent to me as we pulled into the parking lot was the fact that they had a crew of people putting bumperstickers on all of the cars adverting the place.

After we toured the place, sure enough there was a sticker on the rear bumper of our car. My dad got really angry about it, peeled the thing off and stuck it high up on the wall near the entrance. I laughed thinking it was hilarious, and got yelled at bigtime.

_________________
When There's No There to get to, I'm so There!

agent79
Snowy Owl

Joined: 1 Mar 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 167
Location: Outside the box

12 Feb 2007, 10:16 pm

(I have a french bulldog. Formerly I had two, and the dog pictured is a good likeness of my little girl dog.)

_________________
'Our passion are the true phoenixes; when the old one is burnt out, a new one rises from its ashes.'---Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

nutbag
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Jan 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,582
Location: Arizona

12 Feb 2007, 10:21 pm

Fogman: I like your dad. Wanna trade?

_________________
Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

Fogman
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 19 Jun 2005
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,986
Location: Frå Nord Dakota til Vermont

12 Feb 2007, 10:35 pm

nutbag wrote:

Fogman: I like your dad. Wanna trade?

He's yours as far as I'm concerned, I've barely spoken to the psycho, and only been with him four times since November 11, 1979.

_________________
When There's No There to get to, I'm so There!

TG
Toucan
Toucan

Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 284
Location: The mighty rivers of BC

12 Feb 2007, 11:04 pm

Here's some of my collection.....

_________________
There are no stupid questions?

nutbag
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Jan 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,582
Location: Arizona

12 Feb 2007, 11:37 pm

Holy Ned, TG! Those are great!

:lol:

_________________
Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

Page 3 of 7 [ 100 posts ] Go to page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Next

Jump to:

What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen? Post Reply New Topic

What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?