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CockneyRebel
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16 Feb 2007, 1:56 am

Leave your viberator at her place, after a night with your pet.



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16 Feb 2007, 12:32 pm

Introduce Matthew to her. (One of my roleplay characters...)


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16 Feb 2007, 12:35 pm

Leave blueprints of various Rube Goldberg suicide machines scattered throughout the house.



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16 Feb 2007, 5:38 pm

Show her some of my linear algebra assignments.



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16 Feb 2007, 5:44 pm

Replace her Honey Nut Cheerios woth a box of centepiedes



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16 Feb 2007, 5:59 pm

Show her Greyh3lium and OWA's recent posts.


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16 Feb 2007, 6:10 pm

Anubis wrote:
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That is inappropriate.


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16 Feb 2007, 6:13 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Anubis wrote:
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That is inappropriate.


No, YOU are.


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16 Feb 2007, 6:24 pm

Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Anubis wrote:
Show her Greyh3lium and OWA's recent posts.


That is inappropriate.


No, YOU are.


NO U!


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16 Feb 2007, 6:52 pm

Tell her the Microwave told you to do it.



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16 Feb 2007, 7:11 pm

Tell her you can't talk because the squirrils are watching.



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17 Feb 2007, 9:12 am

Say there's an evil monkey that's coming to get you and he's living in your closet.



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17 Feb 2007, 11:51 pm

Put on Start Wearing Purple by Gogol Bordello in the car and start singing along complete with fake accent and silly head movements.
I did this. We almost crashed.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM[/youtube]



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18 Feb 2007, 7:08 am

Show up home with a girlfriend.

Or a boyfriend.


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