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9CatMom
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22 Feb 2007, 11:10 pm

In Soviet Russia, the government kill you!

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22 Feb 2007, 11:34 pm

9CatMom wrote:

In Soviet Russia, the government kill you!

That's not a reversal, that's what they actually do!

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22 Feb 2007, 11:37 pm

In Soviet Russia Internet pays for you!

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23 Feb 2007, 1:56 am

In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

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23 Feb 2007, 2:03 am

In Soviet Russia shop steals from you.

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23 Feb 2007, 2:38 am

In Soviet Russia tinkey steals YOU.

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23 Feb 2007, 2:45 am

In Soviet Russia, toilets pee into you.

(First thing I thought of, sorry)

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On sabbatical...

RedMage
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23 Feb 2007, 3:04 am

In Soviet Russia, animal is YOU.

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23 Feb 2007, 4:37 am

In Soviet Russia, Foxes hunt YOU\1

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23 Feb 2007, 4:40 am

In Soviet Russia, monster is YOU.

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23 Feb 2007, 4:49 am

In America, (something about money?). In Soviet Russia, we have no money.

i can't even remember the words, but when wiki-ing it i found:

Dale: "Aw, I've been at the gun club ... playing Russian Roulette."
Nancy: "Did you win?"
Dale: "You're not familiar with the game, are you?"
Nancy: "No..."
Dale: "Yes, I won."

haa haa i love King of the Hill

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23 Feb 2007, 4:52 am

King of the Hill is awesome!

In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU.

I'm running out of ideas...

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23 Feb 2007, 4:54 am

In Soviet Russian Roulette, The gun shoots it's OWN brains out!

i don't think i get how to make these jokes...

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23 Feb 2007, 5:03 am

In soviet Russia, all OUR base are belong to YOU!

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RedMage
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23 Feb 2007, 5:06 am

In Soviet Russia, embassador is YOU!

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23 Feb 2007, 5:15 am

In Soviet Russia, cursor curses at YOU!

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