What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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if they were "ladeeda" dreams then they wouldn't be "weirdest dreams" then, would they?

The latest dream that I remember (which was from a week ago); I dreamed from a TV show where everything is a zombie apocalypse, I then remember that a butler that can't speak (and weirdly can't walk with his legs and use his hands instead by going in a breakdancing-position, despite he stands on his legs fine and even was in a point, so mad that he began to make Karate-moves) that is based from Spalding from American Horror Story, he then goes to the group of that from my TV show, says something to them, and flies away by using his leg as wings. But what I was wondering about was "who is that man?" (referring to the leg-paralyzed Spalding) and I hear a voice in my dream saying "Russell Hodgkinson" (or at least something that made sense to me that I perceived it as that), but it wasn't until I woke up and 'realized' (or who knows? Deluded?) that I dreamed about Spalding from AHS.

I had a dream about a plague of "clerks". These "clerks" were venomous rodents, similar to capybaras. They had colonised the co-op and several houses. Eventually someone decided to call International Pest Control. They sent their drones to destroy the "clerks".

This morning I dreamed I was in science class back in junior high school. My science teacher made me stay in after class to color in some pictures like I was back in first grade, except I could not stand having to color them. I felt like I was being tortured or severely punished by being forced to color. They were pictures of unripe pumpkins or something because I colored them green. Seemed kind of weird for science class. Could it be because Halloween was only a month ago? Anyway, it was getting very late and dark outside and I'm wondering how I'm going to get home because the school buses have all left.

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those "missed the bus" dreams are no fun, I used to have them all the time. anyways, i keep dreaming of bees trapped in the house of my late parents, and instead of my parents being there, a generic stand-in elderly couple are there. i am struggling to find a vacuum cleaner to suck up the little blighters before they sting anybody, but they are hiding under furniture. damned stinging things!

i dreamt that i was back in time about 20 years, and my mother was back among the living but she was as a young lady before she had me. her hair was black and long down her back and she dressed like a tokyo yuppie with boots and minidress. i bought her an old dark gray toyota subcompact pickup and a new toyota tacoma pickup, and she liked the bigger one a lot. then i found myself back at work in the hospital, where we got slammed with about 8 deliveries [baby births] all at once. luckily i had two coworkers plus [somehow] my older brother helping me out, so it all went smoothly. then i went out to the parking lot and my mother came by to pick me up in the black toyota tacoma i bought for her, she told me the little toyota was back home because it kept stalling over the railroad tracks, so i told her i would fix it when we got back, then i awoke.

i dreamt i was in an airport, and i knew ahead of time that my older brother was supposed to arrive to receive some kind of honor from some business establishment, and the ceremony was to take place in a marked off bit of concourse i was walking through. then out of the corner of my eye i spotted my brother arriving and i immediately went in the opposite direction to get away from him, only he saw me straightaway and bounded over to me, i saw that he was wizened and gray compared to when i last saw him several years earlier in real life. then he asked me why i did not welcome him. i said nothing back to him, then i awoke.

I had one last night where I was talking to an old friend who I do not like anymore. I calmly looked at him and said "I don't like you anymore. I know what you are. I know what you are trying to do and why, it isn't going to work for you. If you want to step outside, we can do that too.

I got up, and walked out. He followed me for a while. I wasn't scared. Then he was gone, and I dreamt about women.

I've had a small number of dreams years ago in which I was flying an airplane and was trying to figure out to land it. I had been in small airplanes a number of times but not enough to have any idea how to go about landing one.

Airplanes
To see an airplane in your dream indicates that you will overcome your obstacles and rise to a new level of prominence and status. You may experience a higher consciousness, new-found freedom and greater awareness. Perhaps you need to gain a better perspective or wider view on something. If the airplane is taking off, then it suggests that an idea or plan is about to "take off" and be put into action. It may also represent your need to get away and escape from your daily life. or idea that has failed to get off the ground. You are having difficulties getting started on a project. To dream that you are flying an airplane suggests that you are in complete control of your destination in life. You are confident and self-assured in your decisions and accomplishments. To have difficulty landing the plane could mean sometimes you don't know when to take a pause in waking life, sometimes people highly invested in stressful jobs that take it all out of them to the detriment to the other parts of their lives, dream of not being able to land a plane.

what fragment remaining from my dreams, is that i was a doctor and i was standing at the nurses' station writing sentences on the inner gray cardboard lining out of a patient chart, and the last line i wrote in fat grease pencil, was "i do not care for push polls!"

Did you miss read yourself?

Did you mean "push pins"?

Or ..."push-pulls"?

Or "push poles"?

Is there such a thing as a "push poll"(Ive heard of a "straw pole", and of the "gallup pole")?

a push poll is where they ask leading questions designed to passively mind-rape people into saying "yes" to whatever they're [the mind rapers conducting the push poll] pulling. it is most often used in politics.
and on the subject of "poll versus pole"-

if you took a poll of the hole and pole, you'd find agreement on the whole, on the virtues of matching the pole with the hole.