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larsenjw92286
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01 Apr 2007, 4:39 pm

I've been here for a while!

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01 Apr 2007, 4:45 pm

werbert wrote:

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You must cease your aspie harrasing program, exhonerate all captured aspies and release them, and cede the state of Idaho to all aspies so it can become the country of iDaho, and provide every future aspie iDaho citizen with $100,000 cash.

How about...NO!

How about I decide to have my agents beat you within a foot of your life, rather than within an inch, like they originally wanted?

Besides, we already gave Idaho to the paranoid schizophrenics.

Wyoming perhaps.

You're entire army is no match for a High Dragun. Vapourizing your agents would be like sending a hot knife through butter.

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01 Apr 2007, 5:51 pm

Dear Special Agent Frank Flynn,

Wouldn't cheerleaders make better parole officers? I can scare off the jocks all ready, and they're getting boring.

Sincerely,
Heather

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01 Apr 2007, 5:58 pm

:lol: What the hell?

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01 Apr 2007, 6:01 pm

Any "NT jock"(more likely "jerk") will be forced to realize that their NT
does not stand for "New Technology". I have the New Tech to use on NT Jerks!! ! :twisted:
http://www.lindsaybks.com/lab/cannon/index.html

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01 Apr 2007, 6:02 pm

LadyCass wrote:

Dear Special Agent Frank Flynn,

Wouldn't cheerleaders make better parole officers? I can scare off the jocks all ready, and they're getting boring.

Sincerely,
Heather

Good idea. Thanks.

As for Wyoming, well, on January 20, 2009, we are going to release 50,000 people of Middle Eastern descent and 5,000 non-Fox News reporters into that state, and then give Dick Cheney a shotgun and a portable defibrillator, and tell him to have fun.

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01 Apr 2007, 6:18 pm

werbert wrote:

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I thought that was Montana we gave to the paranoid schizophrenics.
"Home, home of the strange!
Where the cult and the UNA-Bom play!"

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01 Apr 2007, 6:24 pm

werbert wrote:

LadyCass wrote:

Dear Special Agent Frank Flynn,

Wouldn't cheerleaders make better parole officers? I can scare off the jocks all ready, and they're getting boring.

Sincerely,
Heather

Hmmm, they'll all get shot by the locals. What is Dick Cheney there for?

H'bout when we get done invading China you give it to us?

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01 Apr 2007, 6:38 pm

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H'bout when we get done invading China you give it to us?

Yeah, but, why would you want it? Do you want the Sahara Desert while you're at it?

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01 Apr 2007, 6:41 pm

werbert wrote:

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H'bout when we get done invading China you give it to us?

Yeah, but, why would you want it? Do you want the Sahara Desert while you're at it?

It's not next to Japan.

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01 Apr 2007, 6:42 pm

we should settle this with a good ole fashioned game of RISK!! !! !

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01 Apr 2007, 6:44 pm

Why not just ask for Japan then?

I'm up for a game of Risk. Just be wary of Ukraine. Ukraine not weak. Ukraine strong.

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01 Apr 2007, 6:46 pm

My mom just posted my bail We should have known Werbert was too good too be true. Hes nothing more than a slick actor in a cheap suit with a diagnosis of sociopathy
since he works for the government oppressing aspies. Why not go after the real criminals like Dr NT?

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01 Apr 2007, 6:48 pm

werbert wrote:

Why not just ask for Japan then?

I'm up for a game of Risk. Just be wary of Ukraine. Ukraine not weak. Ukraine strong.

You don't have any plans to invade Japan.

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01 Apr 2007, 6:49 pm

Dr. NT was just awarded the keys to the city of Detroit.

Oh, and, TM1, Chris Hansen is waiting for you at your house. :wink:

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01 Apr 2007, 6:50 pm

ahayes wrote:

You don't have any plans to invade Japan.

Of course I don't. Who would try?

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