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08 Apr 2016, 8:03 pm

auntblabby wrote:
am reminded of the song, "i wanna hold your and."


"Hold your... and" ???? Is that a deliberate spoof of the Beatles hit?

(I thought you were gonna break out into "I like big butts, and I cannot lie..." by Sir Mixalot). :)



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08 Apr 2016, 8:05 pm

i'm more into small and medium buts



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08 Apr 2016, 8:07 pm

Great British pun.

Off to the punententiary

Dr. From the states.


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08 Apr 2016, 8:12 pm

if cruz the ooze decided to leave the race, i'd tell him "don't let the door hit you in the but, on the way out."



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09 Apr 2016, 12:12 am

^No ands,or, or buts, about that! :)



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09 Apr 2016, 12:14 am

I wish the "if" were an "and" in that instance.



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09 Apr 2016, 12:17 am

I get it.

But apparently you musta made a typo.

About Beatles song. Ha ha.

Did you mean to type "I wanna hold your end"? and make a typo?



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09 Apr 2016, 12:39 am

naturalplastic wrote:
I get it. But apparently you musta made a typo. About Beatles song. Ha ha. Did you mean to type "I wanna hold your end"? and make a typo?


keeping with the theme of this thread, regarding "if, and but." being those were my choices I chose the closest word to "hand" which was "and." "i wanna hold your but" wouldn't have made any sense, no matter how truthful it might be, in general.



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09 Apr 2016, 8:59 am

I've got to hand it to you
I liked the sound of And.

Repeatish" post


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09 Apr 2016, 3:31 pm

this thread needs an "or" attached to it. :idea:



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09 Apr 2016, 4:15 pm

Or,
Or?


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09 Apr 2016, 4:26 pm

"or or" - is there a seal around that wants a fish?



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09 Apr 2016, 5:20 pm

A banker friend said that Or is a better word than No.

Or :o

Or is the preferred word to be used by employees.

Above was part of one of my few recent none wife/non work conversation.

:o


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09 Apr 2016, 9:00 pm

truth or consequences



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10 Apr 2016, 3:09 pm

The last of the Sioux have gone and their tribal colony have left on peaceful terms.

All systems are recovered.



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10 Apr 2016, 10:16 pm

or all but nothing.