"So uncivilized!" Obi-wan Kenobi, after killing General Grevious with a blaster in SWIII
Obi-wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know Master, i had to find a speeder that i liked, with the open cockpit and...
Obi-wan: If you put this much thought into your saber training you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman!! !
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-wan: Only in your mind, my young apprentice.
-Star Wars II
"I used to be [career], but i'd rather not talk about it." - Jim Morales, Code Lyoko
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