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Loudmouth Republicans and Liberals off the air.

All nations getting their butts in gear to help stop global warming.

Punish a person by death for purposefully killing a member of an endangered species.

Animal trophies to be universally considered as tacky.

Marijuana to become legal so it can safe the world (Ask me how it can be done).

LOL
We just had a few in year 7.
They were pretty pointless and boring for me.

I hate it when idiots ask if the Union Flag is American. It pisses me off!

My complaint is this: we need a traffic filter on the junction of blackpool road and Sir Tom Finney Way. I am sit of waiting in traffic to turn right with only one car being able to squeeze through before the red every sequence of lights. This must be the most poor traffic light planning ever.

Wow! Curious.

You're complaining that some politicians are off the air. Personally, I could do with less of them all.

I'll agree to complaining that nations are getting their butts in gear to help stop global warming. That fantasy has been foisted on everyone so much. It's time to stop taking it so seriously.

I'm not sure about your next complaint. I didn't realise it was a capital offence anywhere. If so, that should be stopped. Endangered species should make way for evolution.

Again, I think animal trophies are tacky. Except for the moose head in Fawlty Towers.

Mary Jane is legal in a lot of places. Then you lose me.

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Welcome Chakapew, from the silliest person on WP. (I can feel a thread coming on).

The bunsen burner in the lab just burnt off half the hair on the back of my index finger. I demand a refund!

For your index finger?

I haven't been out the house today. I think I'm turning vampiric I dare not open the curtains...

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Well sorry about the misunderstandings there man. I was in school at the time (Bored as usual) and I was in a rush as well so I might as well explain myself. I was posting things things I believe should happen in the world not things I don't want to happen.

I like listening to the loudmouths everynow and again to laugh at the crap some people actually believe. Wouldn't get that mad if they were taken off the air so morons won't be influenced by them.

I do think that nations should take global warming a bit more seriously although I think we may be in too deep at this point.

I was just saying that human intervention with killing endangered species is not evolution it's what I would call an unfair interference. Don't give me that survival of the fittist line since I wouldn't call having a gun being fit just having superior technology. A guy takes on a lion bare handed go ahead since that truly is survival of the fittest but shoot him if he thinks he's a man by keeping his distance and pulling a trigger like a wuss.

I do think marijuana can save the world since it's THC removed cousin hemp can be used as clothes, food, paper, and even gas that gives off zero carbon emissions.

I am a silly guy since I tend to give out the wrong message though lol.

Eh.... the finger, the bunsen burner, the prorated value of the hair... Since I didn't originally pay for any of this stuff to begin with, it doesn't really matter. I just demand a refund!

My goal at the moment is to pound the keyboard and then click the mouse. If you are reading this message, I was successful.

I want a "king-size" candy bar to be king-size. Don't shrink the regular candybar and then call what used to be regular size, "king size". You're not fooling anyone, Hershey and Mars corporation!

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Yes. You are successful. You win two free complaints. Take your pick from our range of pre-used headaches, broken false teeth and stained cummerbunds.

LOL. My dad still asserts that a king-size Mars bar used to be three feet long and weigh thirty pounds. He reckons it only costed 2 pence in those days too but then again; that was the average annual wage back then.

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I have a complaint. Werbert is such an idiot he posted in the wrong thread.

I would also like a candy bar that is the size of this king:

I'd like to file a grievance against the hot weather. The weather willed itself to be hot, and I'm not happy about it.

It makes me too sleepy to do anything.

I'd like to complain about my sleepiness too. How dare I be sleepy.