Mitch8817 wrote:
Okay, let's compare cats to dogs.
Dogs come when called by name.
Cats are so smart they come over automatically.
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You can teach dogs many tricks.
Cats can do one better, they teach YOU tricks.
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A dog wagging it's tail means happy, with a cat you don't know what the hell you're getting.
It's not the cat's fault you aren't smart enough to read their tail.
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Cats sleep for 16 hours each day, dogs only 10.
Cats don't actually sleep, they don't call it a "catnap" for nothing.
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Dogs are loyal and friendly, cats only cuddle up to you when they want food or comfort. They use you.
Dogs are loyal because they are too stupid to know otherwise. Cats show genuine affection on a higher level.
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You can take dogs for walks.
And you have to, but with cats are content to stay inside.
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Dogs don't run off for days at a time and return only because they are hungry.
Cats are smart enough to find their way back, when a dog runs off they get lost and end up in the pound or die.
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Dogs don't have a sandpaper tongue.
Cats clean and dry and not smelly and slobbery.
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Dogs talk more, and their 'voice' isn't whiny like a cats is.
Yeah, I can hear five or six obnoxious loud-ass dogs "talking" right now. I don't understand how producing that horrible noise is a good thing.
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Need I go on? Dogs < Cats.
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Cats don't go out and attack people who are minding their own business. If a cat attacks you you had to have done something mean to them. Dogs attack whoever they can, how their owners haven't been killed by them yet is a complete mystery to me.