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SOUND OFF: Do you think Melanies really love melons THAT MUCH?
Yes! They have to, they have the word "melon" in their name 14%  14%  [ 2 ]
Maybe, Depends on the Melanie, but I know a few 7%  7%  [ 1 ]
I don't know enough Melanies to tell you 7%  7%  [ 1 ]
No, you're reading way too much into the name. 57%  57%  [ 8 ]
I don't know / I have no opinion 7%  7%  [ 1 ]
I have some other opinion in the comments below? 7%  7%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 14

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26 Apr 2018, 9:05 am

Do people called Dixie Normous brag a lot

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26 Apr 2018, 2:45 pm

Are people named Rob N. Steele burglars?

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Does someone named Scarlett Fever get sick a lot?

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If Homer is acting sexual, does that mean he's Homer Sexual? :lol:

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02 Mar 2020, 11:53 pm

I know this is very old, but I just got asked this by a kid and I had to find this thread. I never got the emails to tell me this blew up RIP inbox had I. As for the bart to moe’s prank call references you made me laugh kind internet stranger. I really should’ve seen that coming.


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03 Mar 2020, 12:11 am

I stared at the title of this thread in confusion for a minute or so until I got the joke. I actually giggled, so kudos on that. :mrgreen:



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03 Mar 2020, 12:35 am

Melanie is a pretty name I want it now.


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03 Mar 2020, 1:28 am

blooiejagwa wrote:
Melanie is a pretty name I want it now.


yes, Melanie is a pretty name :-) I love the name personally.


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03 Mar 2020, 11:17 am

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05 Mar 2020, 10:24 am

Is Catherine, nicknamed Cat, a crazy cat lady?



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06 Mar 2020, 8:37 am

B19 wrote:
Do people named Ava love avocados
Do people named Tom love tomatoes
Do people named Apple love apples
Do people named Mandy love mandarins
Do people named Randy love sex

:x


Exactly.

Do people named "Sue" like to sue folks.

Do people named "Sue" have Sioux blood?

Do people named Bob have bobbed hair?

Do people named Robert rob folks?

The stupidity could go on forever.



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06 Mar 2020, 9:46 am

naturalplastic wrote:
B19 wrote:
Do people named Ava love avocados
Do people named Tom love tomatoes
Do people named Apple love apples
Do people named Mandy love mandarins
Do people named Randy love sex

:x


Exactly.

Do people named "Sue" like to sue folks.

Do people named "Sue" have Sioux blood?

Do people named Bob have bobbed hair?

Do people named Robert rob folks?

The stupidity could go on forever.


And I never thought that my question about people named Melanie would blow up into something like this. May the stupidity continue to go on and provide me with decent laughs


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06 Mar 2020, 10:09 am

"Melanie" is more closely related to "Melange" (French for "to mix") than to "Melon".

Although I have never known a person named "Melanie" to be mixed-up or mixed-race.



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06 Mar 2020, 11:40 am

A lawyer named Sue Yoo (or Yu) hopefully exists in this world...


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06 Mar 2020, 11:48 am

blooiejagwa wrote:
A lawyer named Sue Yoo (or Yu) hopefully exists in this world...


And if she is honest about her trigger finger impulse to use litigation then that would make her... "an open sewer"!



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06 Mar 2020, 11:54 am

On the other hand...

Sometimes you wonder about names.

If you're old enough to remember the Nineties you might remember John Bobbitt, and his wife Lorena.

The couple were in the news because...she "bobbed" it.

(Don't ask. Just google it).



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06 Mar 2020, 11:58 am

naturalplastic wrote:
B19 wrote:
Do people named Ava love avocados
Do people named Tom love tomatoes
Do people named Apple love apples
Do people named Mandy love mandarins
Do people named Randy love sex

:x


Exactly.

Do people named "Sue" like to sue folks.

Do people named "Sue" have Sioux blood?

Do people named Bob have bobbed hair?

Do people named Robert rob folks?

The stupidity could go on forever.


I know quite a few Richards.


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06 Mar 2020, 12:02 pm

I know a Jonathan "Jack" Keister

:wink: (Think about it.)