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how to tweak an acquaintance or stranger in their house when they're gone
i'd do no such thing EVAH! :o 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
get me in the right mood, and... ;) 40%  40%  [ 8 ]
I dunno... :shrug: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
i'd rather have an ice cream! :chef: 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
i'd rather eat roast beast :chef: 10%  10%  [ 2 ]
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16 Feb 2018, 8:32 pm

replace their talcum powder with cornstarch.



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16 Feb 2018, 8:36 pm

Plant a terrarium in their toilet bowl.


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16 Feb 2018, 8:37 pm

then put the talcum powder into the hairdryer

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16 Feb 2018, 8:53 pm

replace all their dishes with mickey mouse and Minnie plates.



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16 Feb 2018, 9:50 pm

Move everything in their house a few inches to the left.


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16 Feb 2018, 9:52 pm

put the fridge items that normally live on the shelf, inside the crisper drawers.



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16 Feb 2018, 10:14 pm

If it's a stranger's house, I can't see why I would be in there without them and their consent. I am a law abiding citizen and don't advocate breaking into peoples property, that's how you get shot... I wouldn't screw with peoples stuff, friend or enemy. I treat other peoples s**t, like it was my own none sh***y stuff. I also don't have enemies, mostly because I don't hang around dirt bags. If I don't like you, no need to have them in my life and they disappear.



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16 Feb 2018, 10:24 pm

*read the find print at the bottom of the original post.



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16 Feb 2018, 10:37 pm

I did, still a pointless subject to advocate. But I forget, WP loves to coddle criminals and hates law abiding citizens.



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16 Feb 2018, 10:42 pm

this is a humor thread. YMMV.



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16 Feb 2018, 10:50 pm

Ahhh, yes... Criminal activity, very funny.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:08 pm

Put flowers in the ends of all SH90's guns

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and then run like f**k :P


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16 Feb 2018, 11:13 pm

SH90 wrote:
Ahhh, yes... Criminal activity, very funny.


sometimes it's hysterical , but humour is subjective

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16 Feb 2018, 11:15 pm

I have multiple cameras on my yacht and my airport property is very secured (also under video surveillance)... I am sure the felony charges would be worthwhile if security or myself didn't catch you.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:20 pm

you are exempt from the purpose of this thread.



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16 Feb 2018, 11:22 pm

auntblabby wrote:
you are exempt from the purpose of this thread.


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