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27 Jan 2021, 11:57 pm

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28 Jan 2021, 4:30 am

Wheelbarrows

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01 Feb 2021, 9:23 am

i blame my steps.

what is air?



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01 Feb 2021, 9:32 am

Those little green things that come out of pods.

What do you do if you have a bad day?


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01 Feb 2021, 10:12 am

i climb atop a statue in the park and take a dump on its head.

who wrote the declaration of independence?



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01 Feb 2021, 11:26 am

Fred while drunk in the pub.

Who invented the wheel?



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01 Feb 2021, 2:28 pm

vicky wheeler, my 5th grade classmate.

who invented circles?



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01 Feb 2021, 3:09 pm

Charles Darwin when he realised he had a beard.

Who ate my last cookie?



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01 Feb 2021, 4:51 pm

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What are clothes?



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01 Feb 2021, 5:09 pm

The issuing board for Darwin awards.

Why are CD's round?



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01 Feb 2021, 5:19 pm

because the square ones kept hitting stuff inside the CD players.

why does intestinal gas stink?



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01 Feb 2021, 7:23 pm

It must've been the acid strong enough to melt some metals.

What do I mean by 'acid'?


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01 Feb 2021, 7:35 pm

you mean the orange greazy stuff atop some canned chili.

is wrong wrong?



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02 Feb 2021, 4:49 am

No it's just more fluffy than a koala.

What is fluffy?



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02 Feb 2021, 4:59 am

fluffy was a dog i useta have.

why is there so much evil in this world?



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02 Feb 2021, 5:10 am

Because the lizard people say there has to be.

Why is ice slippery?