1. Develop a silly walk
2. Develop argumentative skills that will allow you to mow down any opponent but never use them because: A. You can use these skills only in defense of arcane positions taken in esoteric subjects, B. You lack confidence even in the reas thatg you have studied (obsessed) about for years, C. You don't want to hurt anyone's feeings, D. You are usually all alone anyway
3. Be prepared to take control of a rotary wing aircraft or power reactor - just in case of emergency
4. Develop the fine skill of getting fired for someone else' error
5. Be certain that you never get credit for anything that you have done well
6. Be able to multitrack music internally but absolutely lacking in the dexterity to chord any known musical instrument
7. Work on being alone with contradictions: that is to say that whilst you crave aloneness you must also resent it
8. Be depressed
9. After stunning a small audience with your obvious intellect, turn to walk away and trip over the air and fall down, Learn to do this metaphorically.
10. Never use metaphors in public
11. Have such a strange sense of humor that no one suspects you have one at all
12. Be the person judged most likely to be a serial killer, while being really harmless
13. When some insults you - hate yourself, not that person
14. Use archaic spellings
15. Confound a mental health professional
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Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button
23 Aug 2007, 10:48 pm
