-MacBeth (witch boob central)
-Voyage of the Mimi (w a bunch of ret*d whales and Ben Affleck as a kid - he sucked then too)
-Romero (he dies at the end)
-Schindler's List (not making a joke about this)
-Some made for school movie about Emilio Estevez hating his dad, then becoming a cook (???)
-Some "smoke pot and you'll die" movie that had a young Adam Sandler as a drug dealer (his office was the toilet!)
-Bridge on the River Kwai (love that movie! "Madness!")
-Mask, (with Cher and Tom Skerrit about that kid Rocky)
-Les Miserables (read the book in French class, it was much better than the movie)
-Suburban Commando (ok, not really)
-The Lorax (an embarrassing load of commie garbage - by their reasoning, since we use plastic in just about everything, we should have run out years ago. More like the Whoreax!)
-the older version of Romeo and Juliet (still boring and sucky, but had 2 boobies and one bum-bum, so it evens out)
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