my first suppository

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19 Feb 2008, 9:44 pm

This thread reminds me of the joke about the guy who went to the doctor for some medication, and was prescribed suppositories. He came back, dissatisfied with the results. The doctor asked how it went and the patient said, "For all the good those things did, I could have shoved them up my butt."

Most of the time, I'd like to shove a lot of what doctors give you up their butts.

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19 Feb 2008, 10:00 pm

TrueDave wrote:

Brittany2907 wrote:

TrueDave wrote:

I remember my mom shoving stuff up my butt.

So do I...and I assure you, it's NOT a pleasent memory!

Why were YOU watching me and mom?

You guys WILL NOT fight over who gets to hit on the cute girl in a thread called" my first suppository"! SHAME :oops:

There shouldn't even BE a thread called "my first suppository". Why am I reading this? Why am I responding to this!?

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19 Feb 2008, 10:02 pm

My fanily doctors speciality as a kid was Proctology. So anytime anything out the ordinary that was the first place he would check.

Althoutgh I went to a nose specailist once. I stopped him a he was about to look up my infected nose with a magnifing glass and flashlight.

I said "doc howver much you're getting paid for this its not enough."

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19 Feb 2008, 10:10 pm

richardbenson wrote:

its a beautiful geek of course. wich i might add i strike a uncanny resemblince too

how old you you think i am?

no clue. i'm bad enough when i'm -seeing- the person i'm guessing the age of.
plus i got carded for a rated R movie two years ago and wasn't allowed to buy the tickets when i didn't have ID on me. :-p
my concept of age and appearance is a bit askew.

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19 Feb 2008, 10:45 pm

well i think you are beautiful and would love to date an aspie girl like you

im only 3 years older than you btw

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19 Feb 2008, 10:46 pm

TMI

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19 Feb 2008, 10:59 pm

This dating stuff is inapropriate !

I don't want to read the word "beatuiful" unless it's in relation to a suppository!! !! :evil:

I've never complained before but I'm losing my patience!! !! !

( besides what are you going to tell your kids?)

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19 Feb 2008, 11:05 pm

so, how come no one wants to hear about my bum?

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19 Feb 2008, 11:08 pm

if i was drunk right now i'd probably think you and your delema was hilarious. however i have major problems with ocd and cant get the images of things being inserted up your fat ass so its like totally grossing me out man

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19 Feb 2008, 11:18 pm

it's not fat, it's fluffy!

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19 Feb 2008, 11:31 pm

Sorry digger,
How IS your anus these days?
XOXO
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19 Feb 2008, 11:45 pm

not itchy today :wtg:

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20 Feb 2008, 12:06 am

TrueDave wrote:

This dating stuff is inapropriate !

I don't want to read the word "beatuiful" unless it's in relation to a suppository!! !! :evil:

I've never complained before but I'm losing my patience!! !! !

( besides what are you going to tell your kids?)

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20 Feb 2008, 1:15 am

You can be as rude as you want to me young lady but I INSIST you congraglate Digger on his itch free butt !

( Have you double checked for worms man? I hear thats why dogs do the scoothing thing.)

:lol:

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20 Feb 2008, 3:33 am

TrueDave wrote:

fun bit. i will be learning how to make suppositories one of these days...
go pharmacy techs!

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20 Feb 2008, 9:37 am

I was out to it from general anesthesia after surgery when a nurse administered one; I wasn't out to it from then on.

'I'll do it myself from now on, thanks.'

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