I've got a kitty! And i wub him so much. His name is genki. He is a genki kitty. And he has evil cat plans! Like, "I'm gonna run over here!" and "I'm gonna pounce this string!" and "I'm gonna just sprawl out here.." and "Pamper meeeeee!" Yes. Evil Cat Plans.
So i got a kitty. And a wheely chair, and a blankey. I really like my wheely chair. It has wheels, and it reclines, and it is really comfy. And my blankey is warm. I like my blankey. My kitty does too. Whenever i have my blankey over me my kitty goes to sleep on it. And hes so quut! I wub him.
Okay, lets review. I've got a kitty, and a wheely chair, and a blankey. Also i can drive! Weeee! I can drive. I'm really happy about that. I mean right now i could go sit in my car, turn the heat up to 300 degrees, listen to the radio and drive back and forth in the drive way. I could do that right now. And when portable computers get cheap enough and small enough and run under little enough power, as well as wireless internet being more powerful i may spend a few evenings just driving back and forth, listening to music in 300 degrees posting on wrong planet and playing infantry.
So, i got a kitty, and a wheely chair, and a blankey, and I can drive, and i've got candy! Candy!! Using a specially tailored diet of candy and mountain dew, i have effeciently laid waste to my stomach. Now my stomach is nothing more than a surface to have heart burn on. Woot!
So i got a kitty, and a wheely chair, and a blankey, and i can drive, and i've got candy, and i've got drugs! Yay! Drugs. Useful for reducing my ability to think to the point where i can actually play well at Infantry. And just general fun! Also the drugs are in cahoots with the candy and mountain dew to further lay waste to my stomach.
And i got a 7 iron and a big long pole that allow me to manipulate the light and air conditioner from my chair. I'm happy.
*rolls around* Weeeee!
Someone needs to be bitten. The world has gone on far too long without having been bitten. *looks around for someone to bite*
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And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
My body is a channel that translates energy from the universe into happiness.
I either express information, or consume it. I am debating which to do right now.
12 Dec 2005, 5:23 am
