I just did (closing eyes and wishing hard....) and I must say; here it works....
Oh, it's the cleaning lady and now she is coming on to m..........
No....
You silly cow! Leave me alone.
Anyway, no girlfriend here and I've tried to become a-sexual but I quess that's simple impossible for me so I settle for not having the wish anymore. Is that possible?
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Solum certum nihil esse certi, et
homine nihil miserius aut superbius.