top this...

I lived on an island in the Pacific called Kwajalien, which was the site of a WWII battle. There was unexploded ordinance slowly working it's way up to the surface. If we were ever to find any, we were to call Security, and they'd deal with it. I found a 5" shell (probably from a destroyer), in a vacant field.
I went to Security and told them. We went back, and then I couldn't find it. They thought I was pulling their chain, so they left.
A short while later I found the shell again, and being rather ticked at this point (like I'm going to lie to the cops) I picked up the shell, and carried it back to the Security building, and left it in the parking lot where they could find it. If I had tripped along the way, I would have been a grease spot covering a big hole in the ground..
Sorry for swearing but HOLY s**t, WERE YOU AN IDIOT THEN!?! That goes beyond stupid...wow!