List combos of any two items that would freak out a cashier

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19 Aug 2008, 11:38 pm

kitten and (plant)growth formula

venus fly trap and super plant growth formula

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20 Aug 2008, 9:31 am

corroonb wrote:

A gun and ammo.

a loaded gun and antidepressants or antipsychotics

OR

gasoline and a map/brochure of local attractions

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05 Sep 2008, 9:29 am

At the bookstore:

Chemistry for Dummies + Introduction to Toxicology + The Great Book of Costumes + A tour guide to the White House.

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05 Sep 2008, 9:35 am

Rope and razorblades

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05 Sep 2008, 9:39 am

Maybe something like a pile of beer,
2-3 packs of condoms and then you
say to the person behind the cash-thingy:

"Heey baby, wanna come over to my place
after work and help me get rid of all this?"

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05 Sep 2008, 10:05 am

A puppy and baby clothing.

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05 Sep 2008, 10:07 am

condoms and sewing needles

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05 Sep 2008, 10:07 am

a brick and an extra deep pool ^^

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05 Sep 2008, 10:54 am

Hammer and computer/software/hardware.

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05 Oct 2008, 9:50 am

200 unlubricated condoms and 300 AA batteries

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05 Oct 2008, 9:58 am

GoonSquad wrote:

A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.

i don't think there are any shops that sell these 2 things at the same shop

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05 Oct 2008, 2:14 pm

rope, duck tape, and a mask

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07 Oct 2008, 9:59 am

AngryJessman wrote:

GoonSquad wrote:

A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.

i don't think there are any shops that sell these 2 things at the same shop

Try San Francisco or Key West!

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07 Oct 2008, 12:23 pm

a shotgun and two bullets.

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07 Oct 2008, 12:41 pm

If you don't know this one ...

Ammonium nitrate and Petrol
Later, firecrackers and matches
Later, a truck and gas to fill her up

A ski mask and a shot gun

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08 Oct 2008, 5:26 am

unleavened bread and bacon

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