#1 actually happened. At a pizza place on 63rd Drive between Booth and Wetherole Street, right across the street from PS (Public School) 139. Obviously, the pizza place isn't there any more.
I never got a telescope. When I was 9, I saw one in a store for $14.95, and I wanted it so badly. As a result, I did a really bad thing: I stole $20 from my father.
I felt so bad about it that I tried to give myself a haircut. It failed, so I had to spend $2 to shave my head. A few days later, I was so lonely that I followed my bus driver after his shift was over. I went to his apartment. I didn't ring the bell, though. I just looked through his window. He saw me, talked to me a little bit. I was satisfied, and left.
It was a very long walk to my house from the bus driver's house---over 2 miles. So I got a cab, which was $5. Then I bought my father a razor and my mother L'eggs stockings. I spend the rest on candy and stuff.
I never got the telescope, of course. They never found out I stole the money.
1. The first time I KNEW I was watching an Elvis Presley movie on TV was when I watched "Follow that Dream."
2. I started using a remote control in 1974
3. The first movie I saw on my own in the theater was "The Ten Commandments."