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Astarael
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15 Dec 2005, 12:35 pm

PMSL at thatrsdude! Ahhhh. :lol:

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15 Dec 2005, 10:02 pm

thatrsdude wrote:

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I fought the law and the law lost

I broke the law and I couldn't fix it

Crack up

Did you try some sort of super-adhesive perchance?

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16 Dec 2005, 12:00 am

If you burn a pair of pants under a full moon, it is said that you can see the future.

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16 Dec 2005, 12:04 am

A future of cold legs

mjs82
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16 Dec 2005, 3:06 am

my real name is Melvin Lickballsmeyer

ha ha! let's see all you fun guys make a joke out of that!! !

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18 Dec 2005, 8:58 pm

"THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed." - The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

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19 Dec 2005, 3:43 am

And we all remember the fateful words Neil Armstrong the commander of the Apollo 11 mission said just before stepping onto the lunar surface:

"BUZZ, I'M GOING FIRST!! !"

Astarael
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19 Dec 2005, 11:07 am

500 posts, YAY

Serissa
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19 Dec 2005, 1:47 pm

GalileoAce wrote:

A future of cold legs

Not if I don't shave em!! !! Muhahahahahahaha!

mjs82
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20 Dec 2005, 12:36 am

i 8 pp

Serissa
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20 Dec 2005, 10:59 am

mjs82 wrote:

i 8 pp

-choke choke choke-

((That was not cruel, that was a Simpsons reference.))

mjs82
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21 Dec 2005, 6:54 am

isn't anyone going to hit her on the back?

GalileoAce
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21 Dec 2005, 7:52 am

I don't hit girls...Unless provocked

Astarael
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21 Dec 2005, 9:13 am

*provokes GAH and pats Serissa on the back*

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21 Dec 2005, 9:18 am

:: doesn't hit Astarael :: I don't hit people I like... Well unless they really really deserve it, and those are extreme circumstances...

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21 Dec 2005, 10:39 am

if you don't hit people you like, how will they ever know then that you like them?

I come from the Viking School of Flirting

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