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03 May 2007, 2:44 pm

Because the pebbles will beat you up. :lol: :lol: ROFL.

What the hell's a ROFL-copter?

Gilb
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04 May 2007, 2:48 am

i crashed it

who is the stig

Mushroom
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04 May 2007, 2:59 am

The opposite of the gits.

If you mix red and yellow paint, what will you have?

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04 May 2007, 3:37 am

Mushroom wrote:

The opposite of the gits.

If you mix red and yellow paint, what will you have?

Red and yellow paint (DUH)

Who is the devil

Smelena
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04 May 2007, 4:26 am

A man called Neville.

Why don't dogs purr?

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04 May 2007, 4:31 am

Smelena wrote:

A man called Neville.

Why don't dogs purr?

Because they forgot how too.

Where is the end of the world located?

Mozart
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04 May 2007, 5:41 am

just before the beginning

how round is around to it?

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04 May 2007, 7:10 am

As round as The Earth.

Is my urge to return to the Swinger lifestyle just another delusion that I've almost lost a good friend over?

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04 May 2007, 2:31 pm

Delusions are rarely what they seem.

Should I hibernate for the next fifty years?

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Why so serious?

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04 May 2007, 3:19 pm

No, you'll wake up to find taxes have gone up, bus fares have gone up and it'll cost £50 for a cup of coffee.

Why do prices rise so much

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04 May 2007, 4:43 pm

Because the world likes to charge interest on everything it can get its hands on.

Why is the world so cruel?

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Why so serious?

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04 May 2007, 5:22 pm

Because we're the minority.

Will I win the 6/49 next Wednesday?

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04 May 2007, 5:22 pm

Because you expect it to care.

Why is the world so beautiful?

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04 May 2007, 5:26 pm

Because of the colours that Mother Nature provide us with.

When will I sleep, again?

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04 May 2007, 7:57 pm

When you can.

Will my talk Saturday go well?

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05 May 2007, 5:40 am

It will be brilliant.

When will the next person to post come and visit me?

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