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I dunno - but before we sort something out, should I bring flowers and/or my own dinner?

Will I ever become a cyborg?

Yes, starting now.


I just got some free rosary beads through the post, why do they smell of dead people, when they're meant to smell of roses.

Because they're matured in a coffin for seven years before they get sold.

Who thinks up all these weird rituals?

the pope

why is it legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow in York

I don't think so.

I talk like Sid from Flushed Away, yet I sing like The Beatles. Why is that?

You are insane and all you percieve is shadows on a cave wall.


Why are people so dumb?

because people aren't so smart.



Why do enchiladas taste so good?

because people are blue-blind

why do people always say "it is always in the last place you look"
i always keep looking after i find something

Because usually it's true.

Why is it true?

because if it wasn't it'd be false.


What is the purpose of fingernails?

Scratching out eyes.

If there is an infinitely small chance that God exists, and if God Himself is infinite, does that mean that by definition there must be a God?

No, it means by definition that our logic is broken.

Is there any actual meaning to the phrase: "Is there a G-d?".

Yes, but our logic is broken, so we can't see it, whatever it may be.

How can we fix our logic?

yes replace all the AND gates with OR gates and all the XOR gates with NAND

where do the NOT gates go?

To a better place



Is there a better place