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08 May 2007, 1:59 pm

Must've thunk to a thud I think.

Wot didi think to a thud?


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08 May 2007, 2:00 pm

Snarg.

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08 May 2007, 3:50 pm

I no understand



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08 May 2007, 4:37 pm

Sex. Or so I'm told, anyway.

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08 May 2007, 9:45 pm

Yes, and second mortgages.

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08 May 2007, 10:49 pm

I don't know what any of those things are so I suggest you buy a pet hedgehog.

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08 May 2007, 11:31 pm

Because they can't dye their hair gray

Is this (not the last one but this) question been asked before?



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08 May 2007, 11:38 pm

No, but I think, "Has this question been asked before", might have been asked before.

Where has this question been asked before?



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09 May 2007, 2:12 pm

On the Moon.

Giant steps are what you take, walking on the Moon. Do you hope your legs don't break, walking on, walking on the Moon?


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09 May 2007, 2:20 pm

No because its good luck to break a leg hence the expression "break a leg'' when actors go onto the stage.

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09 May 2007, 2:38 pm

I´m not sure theres a member called "oneself". :?

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09 May 2007, 3:13 pm

Because, even now, many of them have never seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

What is your quest?


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09 May 2007, 3:35 pm

Gotta catch 'em all.

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09 May 2007, 3:53 pm

because NTs have low standards

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09 May 2007, 3:56 pm

It'll be made when the wait has killed you.

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09 May 2007, 5:42 pm

Your cat is trying to warn you about an impending meteor shower.

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