I confess.....

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I confess I have my hair tied back.

Just a poorly written and acted movie with awful graphics and stupid blond bimbo actresses.

I confess, that I'm grieving the death, of my aunt.

I confess I just watched the last half hour of Showgirls with Elizabeth Berkeley last night...funny in a way it was never meant to be.

I confess, I got a few things done today, that I've been putting off.

I confess I dodged a bullet today. (not literally)

I confess that I think that most of the trolls here are my enemies from school.

I confess to going after a spammer once. After months of receiving spam email selling holiday apartments I decided enough was enough. The spammer was foolish enough to provide too much information on his website like his full real name, phone, fax and business address so I:
Arranged a hire car for him from one end of the country to the other.
Arranged for around 20 company reps to phone him about their products.
Ordered a wholesale delivery of a ton of bananas to be delivered to his business address.
In case he had nowhere to put the bananas I booked him a container at the docks.
Another hire car with a different firm for his return journey back across the country.
Finally I booked him into a clinic for a doctor to examine his oversized testicle.

The spam stopped completely after this. Since he didn't know it was me who set him up, he must have stopped spamming everybody. Result!

I confess I haven't dated in a year. Dating feels like a performance act on stage.

I confess I haven't dated......ever.

I confess I like corduroy pants, sweater vests, digital watches, and wall-to-wall carpeting.

I confess this is my 600th post.

I confess I feel like I have no life, and don't feel motivated in the least to get one.

Congratulations!

I confess, that I feel like eating something sweet. :O)

I confess I think I've lost my sanity.

I confess that if the survival of the human race was in my hands I would decide that the human race wouldn't survive.