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29 Oct 2021, 11:36 am

So, the FedEx truck rolls up and is blaring some wild music. It's kinda unexpected (except that he does it every day) and funny, and I think it'd be cool to whip out my phone and record it. And then it dawns on me that I have nobody to share it with. Who would I amuse with this?

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29 Oct 2021, 11:38 am

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YouTube?

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29 Oct 2021, 12:39 pm

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

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30 Oct 2021, 2:25 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

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30 Oct 2021, 2:30 pm

There was a feral kitten in my garden earlier.

Poor thing looked about three months old like our youngest kitty.

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31 Oct 2021, 12:40 am

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

Sure.

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31 Oct 2021, 4:33 am

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

Sure.

would you like a delicious sammich?

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31 Oct 2021, 4:53 am

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

Sure.

would you like a delicious sammich?

Sure.

Surprise me.

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01 Nov 2021, 5:03 am

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

Sure.

would you like a delicious sammich?

Sure.

Surprise me.

omg!! !...she said yes!...i cant mess this up...+spends three hours in the kitchen+...i did it!...+hands her the best sammich in the world+...here you go ma'am...enjoy!

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01 Nov 2021, 8:24 am

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

Sure.

would you like a delicious sammich?

Sure.

Surprise me.

omg!! !...she said yes!...i cant mess this up...+spends three hours in the kitchen+...i did it!...+hands her the best sammich in the world+...here you go ma'am...enjoy!

Mmm. Thanks.

Do you not mind getting dragged all the sudden for some ice cream or something?
Without preparation or plans or a time to anticipate what's coming? Worry not, my treat.

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01 Nov 2021, 10:57 pm

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02 Nov 2021, 4:43 am

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

ocean wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

... Mixing egg whites and melted chocolate, then put it in an aluminum cup and then toast and heat it up.

It's 1am.
And I'm craving.

excuse me ma'am...may i ask you a question?

Sure.

would you like a delicious sammich?

Sure.

Surprise me.

omg!! !...she said yes!...i cant mess this up...+spends three hours in the kitchen+...i did it!...+hands her the best sammich in the world+...here you go ma'am...enjoy!

Mmm. Thanks.

Do you not mind getting dragged all the sudden for some ice cream or something?
Without preparation or plans or a time to anticipate what's coming? Worry not, my treat.

i love ice cream!! ! :compress:

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02 Nov 2021, 11:15 am

I hate it when a plan starts to fall apart.

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03 Nov 2021, 9:37 am

Bye lola.

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03 Nov 2021, 12:48 pm

So I was going to my car earlier, and my neighbour was out there. She shouted over to say hello.

Neighbour:
I see your hair is getting really long.

Me:
?! Um, yeah I guess. I haven't cut it since Dec 2019 because of Covid lockdowns / precautions.

Neighbour:
You have really nice hair but I think you should cut it.
Women your age don't normally wear their hair that long. It likely confuses people about your age.

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WTF? Is this the way people normally talk to their neighbours?

My hair is about midway down my back. Is that so terrible? Now I feel like a freak!

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