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09 May 2007, 5:45 pm

Because they're filled with imaginative adventure.
Why do I like Gundam Wing so much?



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09 May 2007, 5:52 pm

because...


Why do people need two ears?


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09 May 2007, 7:20 pm

In case one falls off.

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09 May 2007, 8:07 pm

only for your birthday.


how were socks invented?



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09 May 2007, 9:51 pm

Some lonely aspie put his gloves on his feet.

How far can you walk into a forest?


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09 May 2007, 10:56 pm

nutbag wrote:
Some lonely aspie put his gloves on his feet.

How far can you walk into a forest?


Half-way.


Why is my house either too hot or too cold and nothing in between?!



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10 May 2007, 6:50 am

Because you don't keep it dressed comfortably, and make sure it is the right temperature.

If a wheel falls off a bus while travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse?



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10 May 2007, 7:49 am

i dunno but i would'nt want to be in the dog-house when the wheel hit!

how come there's never any loo roll when you really got to go?



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10 May 2007, 8:59 am

Loo pixies steal them and use them to build their nests.


Where do all the socks go?



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10 May 2007, 10:48 am

the underpants gnomes took them
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZaKSko5I8[/youtube]

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10 May 2007, 10:54 am

I don't have a wallet


Do you have a wallet?


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10 May 2007, 11:22 am

Yes, but it bites strangers. Don't touch.

Who are you?



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10 May 2007, 11:23 am

I am me

Does it matter?


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10 May 2007, 11:24 am

Yes, because the lizard under the rock said it matters.

Is the lizard under the rock?



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10 May 2007, 11:27 am

.... no but there is a frog..


where did my question go


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10 May 2007, 11:28 am

Inside the frog.

Why is?