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30 Nov 2021, 3:21 pm

How the end of the world will begin.

What do you get when you cross a chihuahua with a rhinoceros?



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01 Dec 2021, 5:03 am

Something that bites your knee instead of your ankle.

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01 Dec 2021, 9:20 pm

A chinoceros?

What to you get when you genetically modify wheat without considering the consequences to future generations?


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02 Dec 2021, 12:05 am

Potatoes that can easily revert to nightshade creatures. :P


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02 Dec 2021, 4:34 am

Wheat growing from your ears and nostrils.

Where can I find brackish water?


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02 Dec 2021, 4:39 am

Near bracken.

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02 Dec 2021, 5:09 am

By gargling briny water for several hours straight a day.
Or swallow it. Making it brackish would be your kidney's job.



What are tonsil stones?


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02 Dec 2021, 5:18 am

Jewellery to wear in your throat.

How to properly use your liver?


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02 Dec 2021, 5:25 am

Fry it up with onions.

Why do you need a passport?


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02 Dec 2021, 5:29 am

So you have something to pee in.

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02 Dec 2021, 7:20 am

It's a working replacement for a failport.

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02 Dec 2021, 7:45 am

Start believing in conspiracy theories.

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02 Dec 2021, 7:49 am

Put it on eBay.

What is the minimum safe internal temperature of roast chicken?


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02 Dec 2021, 7:58 am

99.9 F. Anything higher might be an indication it has covid.

Best way to avoid a speeding ticket?



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02 Dec 2021, 8:01 am

Drive at over five hundred miles an hour.

How to avoid a parking ticket?



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02 Dec 2021, 8:12 am

Just ignore it and it will go away.

What's the best thing to ignore?


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