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Bekki
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10 May 2007, 1:11 pm

Why Not!

What happened to common sense

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Mushroom
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10 May 2007, 1:51 pm

It has become uncommon so nobody wants it anymore.

5(xy)=?

MrSinister
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10 May 2007, 3:15 pm

Underpants.

Will you stop when you have underpants?

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Gilb
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11 May 2007, 1:01 am

yes but those dam underpants gnomes keep taking them

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11 May 2007, 1:52 am

Oh bloody heck, I'm not going through all those ones and naughts. And besides, that could be in any base, with only ones and naughts by conicidence.

Is pie greater than cake?

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11 May 2007, 3:53 am

It's a close-run thing. Cake is great, but pie is better.

Should I refrain from spending lots of money this weekend?

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TylerPaul
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11 May 2007, 9:56 am

Spend more than you have. It's the american way!

Would it be possible to line up cows side by side then knock them over like domino's while cow tipping?

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chris_hass33
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11 May 2007, 9:59 am

What would cows do with money?

Boxers or briefs?

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Gilb
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11 May 2007, 11:58 am

boxers

1 XOR 0 ?

Bekki
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11 May 2007, 12:15 pm

0

Does Red Bull really give you wings

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11 May 2007, 12:17 pm

No, but it turns you into a red bull.

What about Bull crap?

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Gilb
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11 May 2007, 12:27 pm

no that just has flies

what has that got to do with the price of fish?

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12 May 2007, 7:28 am

There are often flies around fish.

If a person does not like WP, why d they hang here? No, no being sarky, just a question of why do some voluntary thing that one does not enjoy? I wouldn't.

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TylerPaul
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12 May 2007, 8:02 pm

TylerPaul wrote:

Spend more than you have. It's the american way!

Would it be possible to line up cows side by side then knock them over like domino's while cow tipping?

Sorry to break the chain but the answer (or lack there of) to my stupid question coincidentally showed up in my e-mail. No kidding.

The Straight Dope on Cow Tipping - Link

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12 May 2007, 8:08 pm

Quote:

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Not all of it. It got cut off half way through.

edit: oops, nevermind... the converter I was using just sucked.
and no

nutbag wrote:

There are often flies around fish.
If a person does not like WP, why d they hang here? No, no being sarky, just a question of why do some voluntary thing that one does not enjoy? I wouldn't.

Because this is where all the cool kids hang out. Seriously. I love you guys!

Does one have to worry about that lightbulb burning out from too many good ideas?

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willem
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12 May 2007, 9:51 pm

No, because it's not possible to have too many good ideas. Let's say that out of every 1,000,000 ideas we have, one is a good idea, and about 11,000 good ideas would constitute "too many", then you'd need to accumulate 11,000,000,000 ideas all by yourself before your lightbulb might burn out.

When asked a stupid question by someone around you, then how do you respond?

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