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13 May 2007, 2:42 am

extreme sarcasm

are you a carrot?



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13 May 2007, 2:51 am

not the last time I checked.



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13 May 2007, 7:59 am

Grass, Sand, water... you know. The same stuff I dream about.


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13 May 2007, 8:18 am

dunno, who is kerry



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13 May 2007, 8:35 am

Don't really care I guess. I would prefer the assination of Cheney. (I can hear the feds pulling up in driveway already)


If when god closes a door he opens a window... shouldn't we be worrying about burglers?


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13 May 2007, 11:09 am

No, because only small burglars (like us) fit through the windows. The big ones (like Cheney) are doomed.

What are the space-time coordinates of aforementioned 1) god, 2) doors, and 3) windows?


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13 May 2007, 11:11 am

BLARGH!

ORLY?


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13 May 2007, 11:28 am

Airport near Paris, France.

Tegucicalpa?


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13 May 2007, 11:30 am

true

What else is true?


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13 May 2007, 11:31 am

Truth, I guess. :lol:

Why is that important?



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13 May 2007, 11:34 am

it's not really


why do you ask?


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13 May 2007, 11:38 am

Because I HAD to ask some sort of question, right?

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13 May 2007, 11:39 am

because you knew I'd eat it

What is big and orange and full of cheese


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13 May 2007, 12:42 pm

Big cheeses with orange crusts.

What seems black but really isn't?


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13 May 2007, 12:52 pm

Night



Why is night time so inviting


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13 May 2007, 1:00 pm

Because you can do stuff at night and no one sees you do it.

What else seems black but isn't?


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