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Uhhhmmmmmmm....
*lightly smacks Kevin's hand*
No! Bad boy! Wormhole generators aren't toys!

Coke: Because I have one of my own?

It was not me! It was my conveniently identical twin Nivek with a sdrawkcab name!

If they aren't, I should be in serious trouble right now..
*sempi realizes she now has a badly drawn mustache*

True... xD

Kevin: *already taken wormhole generator back*

LIES!

Well... fine. I'll give it back to him then. Where is this... Nivek?

Coke: I actually have multiple! But don't let "Nivek" know! We might be in trouble!

A... MUSTACHE?
*draws a mustache on Coke's chin*
I... I might be... rather... short.

*picks sempi up*
There...draw away..
*puts her down half way through drawing*
HAHAHAHAH!

*washes half-mustache off*

Nivek fell down a staircase and is now at a hospital, of course!

Anyway, I need that wormhole generator for a homework project.

*kneels down on knees dramatically*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! ! MY MASTERPIECE!! !! !! !!

*gets up*
*keeps mustache on, hoping it will suffice as a cleverly thought out disguise*

Huh? Oh Sempi? She went... THAT WAY! *points and runs frantically in opposite direction away from Kevin*

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Kevin does not see through the PaperThinDisguise and runs in that direction and manages to find some exquisite 235-yellowcake!

*catches sempi*
Wait...whos this?
Sorry!
*lets go*
..Waaaiiiit a minu..oh nvm she's gone..

NO! NO! NOT 235-YELLOWCAKE!! !!
I SWEAR TO YOU, I AM A MAN! A RANDOM MAN WHOM YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!

*swims across Pacific Ocean once again*
*ends up at Coke's house in Australia*
*somehow gets into Coke's house*
*hides in corner*

*sees that Coke's already home*
Helloooo... I am a random... CORNER INSPECTOR... that somehow broke into your home.

thoughtbubble{But surely if someone was running in this direction, then the yellowcake would already be gone!}

*Turns around and runs*

I TOLD YOU LAST TIME, MY CORNERS ARE FINE.
*pulls out M4A1 rifle*
I'LL TEACH YOU TO USE MY CORNERS, RANDOM STRANGER!
*loads weapon*

*completely oblivious*
Soooo. What are you going to be shooting at with this? *points to rifle*

*Eats popcorn*

YOU, STRANGER.
*fires a shot right next to sempis foot*
THE NEXT ONE WON'T MISS.

*swims across ocean*
*blue portal inside, orange portal here*
*snatches wormhole device*
*leaves*