Sempiternal
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11 Feb 2013, 9:14 pm
*sighs* 
*ambulance finally arrives*
*realizes that Coke had ran away*
DARNIT!
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11 Feb 2013, 9:17 pm
*back up in the tree*
UP HERE! UP HERE!
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11 Feb 2013, 9:24 pm
Well, why would you do that?!?
Get down here and get in the ambulance!
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11 Feb 2013, 9:25 pm
Alright!
*jumps out of the tree and breaks ancle*
DARN TREE!
*picks up a rock*...
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11 Feb 2013, 9:30 pm
HEY! NOT AGAIN!
NO MORE THROWING ROCKS!
*Coke throws rock at tree and hits Coke in the head*
*Coke falls to ground unconscious*
:facepalm:
*Coke wakes up in hospital 30 minutes later*
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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.
11 Feb 2013, 9:32 pm
NO MORE THROWING ROCKS!
*Coke throws rock at tree and hits Coke in the head*
*Coke falls to ground unconscious*
:facepalm:
*Coke wakes up in hospital 30 minutes later*
Hmm..
How..oh why do I even bother asking anymore..
*goes back to sleep instead of trying to escape like usual*
*doctor drops chart in disbelief*
*mutters* You win this round laziness..you win this round..
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11 Feb 2013, 9:50 pm
Bother asking what? 
*pats Cokes head as he lies in hospital bed unconscious*
Doctor: "HEY! Don't touch his head! And make sure he doesn't leave this time!"
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11 Feb 2013, 9:56 pm
How he got in the hospital!
*looks at doctor* Laziness won. No leaving.
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11 Feb 2013, 9:59 pm
OH. Well you jumped off a tree, broke an ankle, and threw rocks at tree which were deflected and hit your head pretty hard.
Good Coke!
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11 Feb 2013, 10:00 pm
So...I'm good for..apparently somewhat seriously harming myself?
OOH TREEEEEE...*picks up another rock* 
*wonders who puts rocks in a hospital room*
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11 Feb 2013, 10:09 pm
Took another nap....
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11 Feb 2013, 10:15 pm
Greetings!
That was not a simple rock! That was a lump of slightly less depleted pitchblende! 
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11 Feb 2013, 10:32 pm
Kevin: Oooh... Doesn't sound too good. 
OOH TREEEEEE...*picks up another rock*
*wonders who puts rocks in a hospital room*
I've told you! No more throwing rocks at trees!
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11 Feb 2013, 10:36 pm
Fine!
*throws it at the window*
*the window is resistant and bouncy* *rock just barely misses sempi*
UHHH...BAD ROCK! *puts the rock in a box* NO.
11 Feb 2013, 10:37 pm
Regarding pitchblende: My precioussss!
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11 Feb 2013, 10:38 pm
Bad indeed!
*takes box and runs off with it*
It's not safe in neither Coke's nor Kevin's hands!
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