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10 Mar 2018, 11:14 pm

My tennis instructor showed me a cute picture of his mom's cat playing with tennis balls.



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11 Mar 2018, 8:18 pm

Sparks on a Never Mind the Buzzcocks from 2004.

They spent the entire show trying to get Ron to laugh. He only smiled at best, but towards the end he said he'd been preparing a sperm joke (in reference to the lyric "come together, right now, over me") and brought the house down!


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12 Mar 2018, 8:16 pm

I use grammarly when writing. I just got my weekly report:

86th percentile for productivity
98th percentile for unique word choice
5th percentile for accuracy - it was even lower last week

Do you think all my typos counted as unique word choices?


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13 Mar 2018, 6:40 am

Reading the posts on a thread about smells-I had a laugh of recognition with all of the bad ones.



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15 Mar 2018, 9:39 am

Video of a cat (are you surprised, anyone?) opening a door with European door handles. It reminded me of Peter. He used to do that. The cat didn't look like him, but acted exactly like him.



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15 Mar 2018, 10:37 am


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18 Mar 2018, 2:54 am

the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.



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18 Mar 2018, 4:14 am




:lol: :lol:


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18 Mar 2018, 4:16 am

auntblabby wrote:
the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.


Funny but wouldn't the toilet be in fact dirtier after a certain orange-suited orange gob licks it?


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19 Mar 2018, 12:00 am

PBL187 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.


Funny but wouldn't the toilet be in fact dirtier after a certain orange-suited orange gob licks it?

not if it had not been flushed beforehand :eew:



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19 Mar 2018, 4:26 pm

This video of a cat trying to get out of a tub


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19 Mar 2018, 5:22 pm

poor thing :cat: that's prolly the worst thing that ever happened to it in its whole life :o



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20 Mar 2018, 1:17 pm

auntblabby wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.


Funny but wouldn't the toilet be in fact dirtier after a certain orange-suited orange gob licks it?

not if it had not been flushed beforehand :eew:


No I mean Dotard Rump's orange-gobbed tongue is filthy so anything it licks will be even dirtier :wink:


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20 Mar 2018, 9:10 pm

The Dotard has a dirty SOUL. :twisted: