What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I keep having dreams of foreboding, over the past few days, that are vividly present after awaking, but as soon as I get to this computer screen to write them down, they vanish!

I've had a few dreams where I pal around with Steven Colbert.

ah, celeb dreams. last one I had was with jonathan winters

Lately, I have been having the nightmares I had some 45 years ago, namely, the older teenage girls at the school bus stop in the town I grew up in shoving me around and trying to get their hands down this 12 year old kids pants. I didn't say anything to my parents, because more than likely, I'd be the one blamed for allowing it to happen. Fast forward 5 years, and I again have the same problem with a girl my age trying to jerk me off and get in my pants on the school bus. When I try to move her hand away from my crotch, she tries to accuse me of being sexually inappropriate. If it weren't for the bus driver knowing me and knowing I wouldn't try to do such a thing, I would have been expelled from school. There were also a band of sisters in this town that, if they saw me out and about, would attack and beat on me without provocation. I never said anything to my parents, because, again I'd get the blame for allowing that to happen. It keeps happening with each younger generation (the stories I could tell you with the teenage girl cooks at Pizza Hut would coil your toes.

i dreamt i was in a restroom at work in the hospital, after another employee just used it, the seat was down so i lifted it up to do my duty when i noticed it was FULL of mass quantities of stinky dookie, bundles of gigantic turds that were the size of taro potatoes that filled the bowl. in this dream i had the idle if vulgar thought, that "man, she must be able to take it up the tailpipe alright, judging by the size of her production!" i really had to go so i flushed the toilet but it was in vain because, naturally, it flooded straightaway and chased me out of the place, and i had to go back to work with achingly full bowels in urgent need of emptying, and it was busy with people having babies left and right and only one of me stretched too thin to attend to all those births. i was sweating bullets. in one of the just-used delivery rooms there was a curious absence of body fluids on the floor but several little beach balls rolling around. strange.

Last night, I dreamed that I performed with Peter Gabriel at Royal Albert Hall. It was so real and amazing. When I woke up I was so disappointed to realize that it was only a dream. At least I have the memory...

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wow if only I could have dreams where I was such a talented person. alas, that has not yet happened.

I have had some really weird ones.

When I was younger, I dreamed I was put in a daycare center run by Captain Hook and that I escaped (by flying) and hid from him in a campground pool locker room.

Another time, I dreamed I found a piece of pizza that had genie powers and I wished to extend the North Pole all the way down to Wisconsin so that penguins could be there.

Another time, I dreamed that Darth Sidious and the White Witch had teamed up to take over the universe and I had was working with my high school "aide ladies" to try and stop them.

A recurring dream of mine is that I am Harry Potter and am supposed to fight Voldermort in the final showdown but when I go to get my wand, all I can find are pencils.

Another time, I kept dreaming that I was Harry and his group and we constantly had to hide from the Ministry of Magic and the Death Eaters, and hid in tents and trailers and in forests and all sorts of stuff.

Another time, I had a dream taht was a mixture of Jane Eyre and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, where I was at a borading school like Hogwarts and had Umbridge as the teacher and the headmistress.

Another time, I dreamed that Obama became a tyrant and so I went back in time with Tom Cruise and shot him at his inauguration.

Other weird dreams I've had is taht I had to stay in my house and hide all day as the Antichrist had taken over and i didn't have the Mark of the Beast adn they'd kill me if they found me.

Other recurring dreams I have is that I realize, halfway through my college semsesters, taht I've forgotten I've had a class and was failing miserably as a result and wasn't sure what to do.

Other dreams I have is that I'm back in my college dining commons, eat WAY too much, and gain lots of weight.

Another dream I had was that I really had to whiz and luckily the elevator had a urinal but that I had to hurry before the door opened and people saw me exposed.

Another one, not too long ago, was I dreamed taht the villain Sharptooth from Land Before Time was chasing me and some guys in helicopters tried to take him out with guns, but he just got them and ate them. Littlefoot's mom tried to save me, but he just got her too. Then Littlefoot and I were running.

Another dream I had was that I had to abandon Littlefoot and Co to Dil and Ichy and took off in a car. As I sucked at driving, I ended up going off a cliff and died.

Antoher recent dream, truly bizzare, was that I was at odds with the govnerment, they stole my moms car, I took it, sneakily, from the impound lot, barely dodged the cops, who were looking for me, got onto an interstate, but went the wrong way (though I had later thought it would throw off the bad guys), met an old teacher friend of mine at a stop at a building, but said I couldn't stay long as I'd lost my pants (I really had) and had to go. (That one was probably my most recent strange dream.)

Other times, I've dreamt that the sun turned into a red giant and destroyed the earth, but I hid in the outer part of the solar system.

Other times, I dreamed that I created a black hole by making stuff go to absolute zero but it got out of hand and sucked some people in. Eventually, I defeated it by sucking it away with a vacuum cleaner.

I get the same recurring dream about getting halfway through a semester and forgetting that you were supposed to be attending one of your classes, and that you're failing, and etc. Everyone gets something like that.

I like the slice of pizza with the "genie powers" ( but I assume that you cant have your magic pizza, and eat it too).

In the last Ice Age the Polar Ice Cap DID extend down to Wisconsin.

Trouble is...penguins live in the ANTarctic!

Oh well.

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I've had ones about movies too.
I had a dream that the Dragons from Harry Potter entered this world, they eventually did build a Dragon at Universal Studios.
There was another one where there was a golden ticket contest to enter Narnia and I lost mine and all I could do was watch the ceremony.
Finally there was one where an evil empire took over a neighboring forested one and transformed it into a polluted smoky valley and there was a resistance movement launched to take it back.
That one was likely from me watching Lord of the Rings the Two Towers.