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12 Apr 2009, 6:18 am

"Circumsicion for Dummies" and a pair of scissors...

no, wait...

"Vasectomy for Dummies" and some fishing line!

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12 Apr 2009, 9:36 am

Fish-hooks and a copy of the Kama Sutra.

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12 Apr 2009, 9:42 am

A rope and a "Kidnapping: For Dummies" book (it would be funny if that book really existed! :lol: )

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12 Apr 2009, 10:39 am

Box cutters and a medical textbook.

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12 Apr 2009, 11:25 am

A rope and a stool

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12 Apr 2009, 12:34 pm

A magazine and some toilet paper.

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12 Apr 2009, 1:00 pm

Vicks inhalers and some starting fluid. :twisted:

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12 Apr 2009, 1:02 pm

In a bookstore: Gray's Anatomy and The Barbecue Bible.

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25 Apr 2009, 5:04 pm

A 12 inch knife, and a stress ball

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25 Apr 2009, 10:53 pm

A lighter and a can of oil spray

Kosher hot dogs and bacon

Grapes and a hammer (I don't get it either)

Rubber cement and a pair of shoes

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25 Apr 2009, 11:13 pm

KY jelly, a set of toddler sized diapers, a large cucumber, duct tape, candy, sleeping pills and a set of ribbed condoms XD

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25 Apr 2009, 11:25 pm

Monistat 7 and a can of Coca Cola.

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25 Apr 2009, 11:33 pm

a hamster and a model rocket

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26 Apr 2009, 12:51 am

a hamster and a tube of KY jelly

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26 Apr 2009, 4:29 am

A helium tube and a ticket to a kareoke contest.

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26 Apr 2009, 2:17 pm

A man who walks in with a shotgun (awkward gun laws), Requesting 50 Life Size Posters Of Obama And 50 Mannequins. :twisted:

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