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16 Mar 2012, 9:56 am

she found out how much i like her and is coming over.

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16 Mar 2012, 9:56 am

i was a good boy last night

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16 Mar 2012, 1:36 pm

I haven't been binging.
It isn't beautiful out.
I'm not inside in my pajamas sitting on 6,000 calories procrastinating about going to the gym and lying to people about why I can't see them.

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16 Mar 2012, 2:00 pm

I live in the earliest possible time zone.

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16 Mar 2012, 4:04 pm

I am not running out of peppermint tea and sweeteners.

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16 Mar 2012, 4:08 pm

I'm one of the older members here.

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16 Mar 2012, 4:08 pm

Insurance.

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16 Mar 2012, 4:10 pm

I know all about that.

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16 Mar 2012, 4:10 pm

John Carter is a documentary, but it had to be marketed as fiction because the liberal media doesn't want you to know that Mars actually has a breathable atmosphere.

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