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he couldn't breath


who put the cat inthe bag anyway?

Rita did. She can be ice cold, sometimes.

Where can I get a Time Machine for free?

sit in your car, you will slowley travel forwards through time


Why can't I go back min time

Because the NTAs wrecked everything for us.

What if I don't have a car?

You'll just have to stand still. You'll still be traveling forward in time, if not space.


Where's Superman when you need him?

Stuck on a TV screen.

Why do superheros where capes?

to covers there bottoms

Why is Tracy Beakers hair funny?

sorry about that I did not spam I dont remember repeating that text its whether somebody has got onto my file my computers mucked up or this forum has a technical glitch sorry

that seems like a valuable answer.


and the question is?

What question?


is there an answer?

there might be.

who bothers? (now please a little enthousiasm!)

Everybody that matters.

Can you breakdance your way into history?

i can dance and have a break, maybe that will do?


will i encounter someone that will convince me to stop answering questions one day?

No. You will be forced to answer questions for ever and ever. And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

What do you care about less than achieving cold fusion?

Picking the lint out of my belly button.



Will they make an Austin Powers 4, and if so, will its unholy concentration of bad jokes in poor taste rip open a portal to hell on opening day?

i'm not competion orientated but curiosity and a longing for making things better



what will you have for breakfast?