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18 Mar 2012, 12:15 am

Girls don't fart.



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18 Mar 2012, 2:40 am

fortunately i only had to do it once.



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18 Mar 2012, 7:36 am

I. Just had the worst chocolate ice cream ever


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18 Mar 2012, 7:43 am

This cider is brewed to perfection. It's also the perfect accompaniment to a vegemite sandwich.



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18 Mar 2012, 9:57 am

i never use any money.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:03 am

Plastic is non-existent. It's just a conspiracy by the government to cover up the fact they use discarded soap from old peoples' homes, and mold them into cups that we drink from etc. If the public were to ever find out, there would be pandemonium as we'd all be vomiting everywhere at once, and the government doesn't want a large clean-up bill or our complaints.


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18 Mar 2012, 11:13 am

rabbitears wrote:
Plastic is non-existent. It's just a conspiracy by the government to cover up the fact they use discarded soap from old peoples' homes, and mold them into cups that we drink from etc. If the public were to ever find out, there would be pandemonium as we'd all be vomiting everywhere at once, and the government doesn't want a large clean-up bill or our complaints.


Wrong thread? This is a commonly known fact..


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18 Mar 2012, 11:41 am

:lol:


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18 Mar 2012, 4:44 pm

And y'all REALLY don't want to know what they make out of used denture adhesive!

Sylkat 8O



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18 Mar 2012, 4:52 pm

Used denture adhesive is what helicopters are made from.


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18 Mar 2012, 4:57 pm

Really, Cornflake, that was supposed to be a secret!
Now You will probably ltell everyone what they do with used dental floss!

Sylkat :?



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18 Mar 2012, 4:58 pm

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18 Mar 2012, 5:09 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Now You will probably ltell everyone what they do with used dental floss!
Never! 8O
That is a secret...


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18 Mar 2012, 5:11 pm

I was diagnosed at age 5 and got the appropriate support services throughout childhood and into transition to adulthood.



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18 Mar 2012, 6:28 pm

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19 Mar 2012, 5:43 am

Cornflake wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Now You will probably ltell everyone what they do with used dental floss!
Never! 8O
That is a secret...


I know! They use it to make engines for planes!


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