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*runs away from neighbor*
*leaves behind a note saying 'THIS BE NOT CRIME!'*

Crime? CRIME? THIS BE NOT CRIME....THIS...BE....SAFEEE!
*pulls out rocket launcher and fires random rocket into the air*
See...it be totally safe!

*sticks a sticky-note saying 'THIS BE GOVERNMENT-APPROVED' on Cokes weapons*

Was government approved...when THEY STILL OWNED IT!
HAHAHAHAHAH!
*evil but not really evil face*

Kind of meh-ish. I am talking to Zodai, though.

Makayla: Ah, I see. Hope that's going well though!

Coke: :*sticks a sticky-note on Coke saying 'THIS BE NOT EVIL COKE'*

*pokes her own tummy*
THIS BE... NOT! ALMOST! STOMACHACHE!

THIS BE NICE COKE:

ALMOST?
*stares*
Are you attempting to poke yourself to gain a stomache ache? THAT'S NOT FUN!
THAT'S...UHHHH...NOT....UUUHHH....NOT GOOD!
IT'S SILLY! BUT BAD SILLY!
UNLIKE THIS YELLING...WHICH IS REAAALLLLLY GOING TO HELP! IT MAKES HEADACHES BETTE...oh wait..
That's not yelling that does that..
I HAD A HEADACHE THIS MORNING? HOW DO I NOT KNOW THIS? WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!

*yells too*
ACTUALLY. NO. I DO HAVE A SORT-OF STOMACHACHE.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH SUSHI TODAY!

YELLING WITH COKE WILL MAKE IT BETTER!
SILLY-BACK GUARANTEE!
IF YOU DON'T FEEL BETTER FROM YEEEELLLING WITH COKE, WE'LL GIVE YOU 50% OF YOUR PAYED SILLINESS BACK!
THAT WAY YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S JUST HALF AS SILLY BUT STILL ENOUGH FOR THE LOOOOLZ!
IT'S A GREAT OFFER, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? YELL WITH COKE...TODAY!

ONE QUESTION THOUGH:
HOW DOES ONE PAY IN SILLINESS?

BLARGIN RANDOMNESS!

that was somewhere around 4.5 SILLLINESES I BELIEVE!
RANDOM YELLING THAT STARTS HAAALF WAY THROUGH A SENTENCE!
OH THE OMAZINGNESS!
IT'S LIKE 4! THAT'S HOW MUCH OMAZINGNESS!
IT'S SO OMAZING THAT OMAZING DOESN'T SEEM TO ACTUALLY...BE...A WORD!
OH IT'S JUST SOOOO SILLY!
RANDILLY!
SILLY RANDILLINESS THAT HAS 45 MORE NON-EXISTENT WORDS!
IF I KEEP SAYING STUFF THAT MAKES NO SENSE, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET VERY CONFUSED....VERY FAST!
THAT'S THE POINT! BE CONFUSED, READERS! DON'T TRY ASKING ME WHAT THIS IS....BECAUSE....I DON'T KNOW EIIIITHEEEER.

Warning: This post has a 98.6% chance of making absolutely no sense at all. You have been warned.

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IT'S ALRIGHT!
BEING RANDOM CONFUSES OTHERS, BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN!! !! !! !!
STICKING RANDOM STICKY-NOTES ON RANDOM PEOPLE WITH RANDOM MESSAGES IS ALSO RANDOM FUN!

WHY ARE WE STILL YEEEELLLLLINNNGGG?

BECAUSE IF WE STOP YELLING, WE CAN HEAR THE ANGRY POLICE MAN FROM WHEN WE KICKED OVER THE GARBAGE AND COVERED HALF THE TOWN IN STICKY NOTES!
THEY'RE BASHING ON THE SOLID TITANIUM DOOR AND WALLS RIGHT NOW BUT WE'RE TOO LOUD TO HEAR THEM!
:lol

THEN HOOWWW DOOO YOUU KNOOOW THEY'RE DOOING SUUCH A THINNNGGG???

BECAUSE WHILE YOU WERE YELLING I WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR AFTER HEARING A STRANGE NOISE.
I THEN POLITELY ASKED THEM TO BE QUIET BECAUSE WE'RE BUSY YELLING.
I DON'T THINK THEY HEARD ME SINCE THEY ARE NOW USING A MEGAPHONE.
LOOK, I HAVE A SECURITY CAMERA SCREEN RIGHT ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
OH..I GUESS YOU CAN'T SEE IT WITHOUT MOVING OVER HERE!
*picks sempi up and moves her in front of the screen*
THERE WE GO.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I MOVED YOU SINCE YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE, BUT IT SEEMED RANDOM AT THE TIME!

..I am imagining myself yelling every word in my head as I write..

PSSSSH. I WAS PROBABLY TOO LAZY TO EVEN TURN MY HEAD TO LOOK AT IT!
*Coke and Sempi stares at security camera for five minutes anyhow*

SO AM I!! !!
IT WOULD BE RATHER FUNNY IF WE ACTUALLY SHOUTED THIS ALOUD OVER WEBCAM THOUGH!! !!
...VERY FUNNY INDEED!
FAMILIES WOULD PROBABLY GET RATHER CONFUSED!
AND MAYBE MAD TOO!
ESPECIALLY MINE!
SINCE IT'S TEN AT NIGHT!